I have so many questions. But I'm not sure I want to know the answers.
34The answer is worse than you'd like to know Here
18I want all the answers. I'll be asking the questions
9According to the article linked in another comment, it’s this;
When the boar is in heat (thought they were always in heat) the meat ends up having a smell of ridiculously gross armpits and shit.
It’s only noticeable when the meat is warm, meaning you could get away with selling it refrigerated - until someone cooks it.
The worry is that people will simply stop buying pig flesh if enough of it is “tainted”, and so you need a worker that smell controls the flesh to ensure that the it can be sold.
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Stupid sexy porkchop.
14Does this method work? Have you tried it? What is a criminal pork? What if I prefer ham to chops? What's the name of the book?
11Asking about criminal pork is a criminal act. The authorities have been notified.
4Pork sniffers are on their way, please remain calm while they sniff your balls.
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Please don't disseminate detailed instructions on how to perform criminal activities.
Now any delinquents looking to crime with pork will know exactly what to do and how to do it.
8Plus, we can end up banned from Lemmy World and Beehaw if we're not careful
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My attitude towards myself is like theirs towards dead swine in one crucial aspect: ideally uncastrated.
7Permanently Deleted
7What book is that please tell me
9Guessing it's what's at the top of the page: How to become a federal criminal
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Sage counsel
6Sage does go very well with pork...
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"Can't stop, addicted to the shin pig." - Anthony Kiedis
6Am I the only one not finding this page odd? It's definitely funny though.
6I keep reading this as Criminally Sexy Pork.
Remember: even a moderately sexy pork chop is illegal to sell
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