suburban rule

'Bessie' is a preposterous name for a chicken.

Be me: has chickens

Also me: is a surburbanite

#restingchookface

God I wish. I live in an American city, so it's too dangerous to walk along the 4 lane stroad to get to the grocery store a block away

Unironically agreed. Suburbs suck and apparently they're also bad for the environment.

Imagine being able to walk or cycle to a store in a few minutes while also not being in some dense urban hellscape 🇳🇱🇪🇺. Hopefully the US will learn to build better cities someday.

The suburbanite sounds like she had a lot of other issues besides just owning a car lol

the president still doesnt make the gas prices

Suburbanite: Child, go open the instacart app on my phone and have some eggs delivered by an underpaid driver for $35.

Fuck suburbs, probably the one thing rural and urban people can agree on.

Yep, it's their fault for living in a food desert and not the fault of the corporations that made it a food dessert 👍👍👍

When the store is 100 mile/160 kilometer round trip, you either figure out a substitute or do without. And if you don't know what else to use, your favorite search engine is only seconds away from helping you with your problem. It ain't rocket surgery.

Just eat something else?

Bessie the chicken huh

if i'm feeling restless i'll just bike 20 minutes to the local egg farm and buy the eggs directly from their little unmanned shop, for a hilariously low price.

i have a lot of complaints about sweden but god damn stuff like this is nice

For the vast majority of my suburban life, whenever I needed eggs mid-recipe I just walked across the street to either the local grocery store or local convenience store to get eggs.

Now, which artist or thinker said that a suburb is just the city spread too thin

I live in the suburbs and am within walking distance of 3 places that sell eggs. Which is an anomaly, because yes this is one of many problems with suburban sprawl.

Where I live suburbs (both those with apartment blocks and those with detached houses) usually have stores within reasonable distance

Me, being a suburbanite with backyard chickens and a store I can drive to in 2-3 minutes

Why eggs? Are you russian?

Have they invented vegan eggs?

Gotta drive to food lion, walking near those stores almost guarantees a stabbing.

I can buy free range eggs at the farm gate, a five minute drive from my house. It's pretty handy actually.

i just use gound lentis seeds or some apple sauce as egg replacement ez

The only reason I know what a Wawa is, is because of the Philadelphia International Outreach Program