I’M SO DAMN HAPPY TO BE REUNITED WITH MY HIGH-OCTANE, STAINLESS STEEL BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND OTHERS, THAT I COULD JUST ABOUT CRANK MY HOG ALL THE DAMN WAY OFF!
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU MF’ERS, BUT I AM READY TO SEE BOMB-ASS MEMES, SPEAK IN A BOISTEROUSLY LOUD VOICE ABOUT HOW GREAT LIFE IS, AND PROVIDE CARE AND SUPPORT FOR MY FELLOW PACK MEMBERS WHEN LIFE IS NOT SO GREAT! PLUS A LITTLE SWEARING!
I FEEL LIKE I JUST STUMBLED INTO A COMMUNITY OF MR. TORQUE'S THAT WANT TO SCREAM ABOUT EXPLOSIONS LOVIN EACH OTHER AND TREATING WOMEN WITH RESPECT BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT BADASSES DO AND IF THAT IS THE CASE I AM SO HERE FOR IT BROTHERS AWWOOOOOO
HELL YEAH BROTHER YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT WE LOVE CRANKIN HOGS WITH EVERYONE IF YOU ARE TRULY A HOG CRANKER THEN YOU KNOW WE DONT ACCEPT ANY DISCRIMINATION AM I RIGHT BROTHERS AARRRROOOO