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WHERE HAVE YOU HOG-CRANKERS BEEN?!

I’M SO DAMN HAPPY TO BE REUNITED WITH MY HIGH-OCTANE, STAINLESS STEEL BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND OTHERS, THAT I COULD JUST ABOUT CRANK MY HOG ALL THE DAMN WAY OFF!

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU MF’ERS, BUT I AM READY TO SEE BOMB-ASS MEMES, SPEAK IN A BOISTEROUSLY LOUD VOICE ABOUT HOW GREAT LIFE IS, AND PROVIDE CARE AND SUPPORT FOR MY FELLOW PACK MEMBERS WHEN LIFE IS NOT SO GREAT! PLUS A LITTLE SWEARING!

AROOOO! LET’S GET THE HELL AFTER IT, MF’ERS!

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