No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

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- Do we have a ~~waterni~~ hydrohomies lemmy
  Edit: found it
I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.
- Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

Yep but I am addicted to it
- If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.
Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death
Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)
Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.
- 100% of people who don't also die

As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we're good.

Uh, guys? I think HydroHomies is... well... leaking

I mean, you didn't include anything like tea, so it's kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.

You're forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn't love!

That woman shouldn't be alive. What is that barrel made of? So many questions..

DAE drink water? Smash that like button

I don't disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.

I agree, coke should be lower.
- And forever more shall our families fued. On my blood do I swear undying enmity towards the PepsiApologist, Kiwi_Girl.

Drinking water gives me acid reflux, always has. Which is weird because fanta is a lot more acidic and doesn't do that.

There's common misconseption that higher acid in your stomach causes acid reflux, however it is actually the oposite. There's sphincter in your esophagus which contracts when there's enough acidity and opens when there's lack of. So when you are having bad reflux, try increasing your stomach acid by either chewing gum, eating sour or eating something bitter. Avoid drinking large amount of water after heavy meals, since you are diluting acid. Also less smoking and drinking helps (quitting smoking really helped for me. Those over the counter tablets containing carbonate salts actually make it even worse, since they neutralize stomach acid, when you want to increase it. Protein pump inhibitors, such as ranitidine block production of stomach acid completely, however it really messes up with your protein intake. Common pain killers, such as ibuprofen, aspirin mess with yiur stomach too
Does it burn? If I drink cold water, I tend to get esophageal spasms. My heart to my jaw gets this tension and pain, but it doesn't burn. It tends to be worse with normal sipping amounts rather than chugging like a hamster. It can happen with beer but for whatever reason, soda never causes it for me. Probably something about the drink rate or usually having soda at room temp. Not trying to tell you how your body works, just offering up info no one I know knows about.
- Yes it burns at the plexus and throat. I find it less so when I filter the (bottled) water in a brita filter (cartridged filters) but then it tastes funny. So I actually never drink water.
  What is even weirder if I drink those water bottle with a slight hint of flavor, no reflux. Might be a mental problem?
  I don't experience what you have.

i won’t fight you about water but we can fight over something else if you’d like

How about whether or not the earliest-known literate civilizations in the ancient Near East were of each other's existence?

I'd fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

💪HYDROHOMIES STAY STRONG💪

!hydrohomies@lemmy.ml

Something like this exist? Cool

No doubt?

Oh hey, it’s just a girl.
I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.
God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.
- Um.... uh... uh... Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?
  I'm bad at this. :(

Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?

Upper F

apfelschorle should be at least an A-Tier as well - best drink besides water, especially when you want some variety at some point.

Found my homie!!

I'll be fighting with you

Edit: fighting with OP, how does someone think the opposite?

…until the sugar rush ends.
- I don't think you understood, I am at the side of water
- I don't know man, tweakers can get pretty gnarly when they're crashing.

Ah yes, nothing like a nice rum and water.

This list is missing beer???

K tier for „keep away“
- Alcohol free beer is wonderful!

Water is A tier. Sparkling water is S tier.

Why would I fight the truth?

Water has no sugar and isn't spicy. It's literally incomparable with soda.

I can't tell if you think that's a good thing or bad thing

Elemental

Fanta Exotic is pretty dope tho :/

true

I would put Polar Seltzer Water at A, all other selterzs at B, Dr Pepper at C, and the rest where they lie.

I'm with you, but for my wife's sake I'd move Dr. Pepper at least one tier above all others.

S Tier for me is Ice cold water mixed with some good peach syrrup and some lemmons.

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Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Where is (real)juice though? Feel that should be at maybe C? And if softdrinks are f, where is Redbull?

Redbull is just below vodka, but they mostly overlap.
Redbull is off the chart.

I fuckin love water sometimes

Milk a tier

most humans cant drink milk, humans are the only species that drinks milk as adults, humans are the only species to drink another species' milk. milk involves raping and killing cows. F tier
- raping cows? what?!?!?!

What about Brawndo? It's what plants crave!

It's got electrolytes!

Water, coffee, whiskey, wine. Drink alcohol maybe once or twice a month, coffee and water daily.

All S tier.

Here's my own controversial take:
Any and all alcoholic beverages taste like garbage, people simply get used to the bad taste because they're expected to drink it and/or are alcoholics.
Countless times i've been offered drinks that "taste good", or that "you can barely taste the alcohol" and every single time they taste terrible. Even when there's a hint of flavor behind it all, it is utterly ruined by the taste of alcohol.
No amount of seasoning is gonna make your food taste good if you've already taken a dump on it.
- I can definitely see how you would feel that way, but for me, there's definitely a whole world of depth of flavor brought out via fermentation, which includes alcoholic beverages. I don't personally care for the alcohol content usually, but the flavor is truly unique and can be special.
Hard disagree with whiskey.
How you gonna say wine and coffee then be hyper specific with what liquor? Just say liquor.
- There's just as much variation in whiskey as there is with wine and coffee, honestly.
- I have every confidence this is a gigabrain take that everyone will agree with
  grappa should have its own sub-basement-shit-tier as both a liquor, alcoholic beverage and beverage in general.
  fuck grappa. all my homies hate grappa

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It's harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn't cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

Not as good as Reddit CEO's tears

I’d personally place tea on S and water on A. Tea is far too versatile. Water is great but tea hydrates just as much and has the potential to be much much more.

TIL that tea dehydrates you is a myth, just looked that up
- Same with coffee. I believe it’s actually caffeine that can work as a diuretic.

This is all correct but it's missing freshly-squeezed orange juice over in A tier

Pure juice overall should be in A tier

I've been reducing my sugar intake and recently fully quit caffeine. I was never big on sodas but I recently had one at a work lunch because it was the only option available and it was shocking how overly sweet it seemed

No way in hell you hate all soda pop equally

What about milk?

Depends on whether it's skimmed. Your heart and arteries will thank you.
- Whole milk is S tier, skimmed milk is C tier.

I carbonate my own water and drink lots of tea

Really? How? Keg and c02? Do you add anything, like citric acid? Im a home brewer, I've got a kegerator set up with 3 kegs. I want to do one with carbonated water some time
- Soda stream is just a CO2 bottle on cold water. It carbonates after an hour or so, or if you shake it.
  A better option imo is to buy a big tank of C02 and connect it to a big tank of cold water which in turn has a tap. You probably have all that!
  https://tasteofartisan.com/how-to-make-carbonated-water/
  I personally found the taste of plain cold carbonated water.. actually good on its own. Otherwise you can add flavor like a canned seltzer would have.

I'd push water down to C or D level because I'm not sure what they put in this shit where I live, and I'd push low-alcoholic beer to S tier. It's how they did it in the old days and it carried us all into the future.

Well someone carried us anyway. I blacked out at some point.

RC needs to be higher.