9 mo. ago • 99%

Baked or broiled?

42 comments

I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

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- They say 12 and under but I bet a lot of them are like 1 or two, and you'll be wishing you had ordered more then.
  
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  Yeah but those young ones are just so fatty.
  
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  It's just like veal!
  
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- Not even a rotisserie newborn?
  
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Is this an Epstein event?

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- Oof
  
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Well, I wasn't planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child... I just hope it's one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.

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I'll have a triple battered deep fried American child covered in bacon and cheese

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- If you care about your health you should really opt for the Mediterranean child.
  
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- That's horrible and disgusting!
  
  Do you want to clog your arteries?
  
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  I'm a 'Merican, obviously
  
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- That's not very healthy. Those have been rich in saturated fats for quite a while, but lately the lead content has also risen in more and more samples.
  
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  Don't forget the microplastics, god bless 'Merica 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅
  
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When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.

(See if anyone gets that)

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- In this corner of the internet, I'd be surprised if someone doesn't. But then they get to be one of today's lucky 10000
  
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- "Hey Debbie. I have a book for you."
  
  "What is the book, Sparks?"
  
  "A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift."
  
  "What's the book about, Sparks?"
  
  "Eatin' babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!"
  
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I'll have the baby back ribs

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Soy free children for me, thanks....

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- I'm sorry we currently don't have soy. Do you want children without something else?
  
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  Vaccinations....?
  
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So nice of them to consider the dietary needs of us baby-eating atheists!

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- Must be the rsvp for the DNC amiright?!
  
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smh, another non-vegetrian-accomadating place

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- Tofu baby is available upon request.
  
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- "Please let us know of any dietary restriction" would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats.... I would expect at least fish as an option.
  
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Depends, is it GMO free?

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- Full of microplastic
  
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  That's fine, we're all full of microplastics. And PFAS.
  
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Conspiracy theorists will use this pic at proof

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I prefer fried.

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online food delivery

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This is a typo right?

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- I'm guessing there's two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you're filling this out for a child, you choose the "children" option to indicate that they'll have the entree for children. It's just structured kinda funny.
  
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  Theresa a really easy way to avoid this and it's called phrasing
  
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  Betting children get chicken instead of the good stuff!
  
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  What do you do if you don't eat meat? Don't attend?
  
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Are they Halal?

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A traditional Clinton wedding

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