When you're playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:
40Lego India Johns 🤣
38I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone's purse in front of me in a line
29I knew my wife took my piece of string
27I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it's pretty accurate.
20I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don't have Colorado but that's because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.
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The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Now I want cheese and I don't have any here...
17The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Always has been. 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
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“seeds of revolution”
“Perihelion (the concept)”
15Yes it's true. I periodically slip away to the lady's room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.
14my Constitution of Botswana
Oh come on, it's not yours. It's Botswana's!
6But I keep a copy of it in my purse. It's MY copy of the Constitution of Botswana.
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wtf this is so accurate
14the rubber ducky remote explosive is truly such a necessity in this day and age
10My wife said "yeah, they're just missing tampons"
10What do you think the constitution of Botswana is for?
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Is there a purse in their purse?
5As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.
5Instruction unclear: I took the "okasmeme" labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp
4Please, I don't keep a curling rock in my purse.
About two bowling balls are much more effective.
4One in each hand, swung forward to meet either side of your enemy's head. A simple gesture that sends a powerful message.
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I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik's Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I'd have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn't usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I've never had another magic one.
3OMG THULIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!
2EDC
2Only discerning women carry the Clue VCR edition.
1Then why don’t women ever loan me some of their thallium when I ask?
1"Glory to Botswana!" ~the secret vow of womanhood
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