He is my evening nightstand duck, we get each other

I really want it to wave its legs around helplessly when your alarm goes off.

Aw he looks sad

Is this the one that has a little butthole drawn on the back lol

A duck walked up to my sleeping room stand and he asked the zombie next to the stand quak quak quak
"Hey, got any... sleep?"
Zombie in bed said that he did not but finally getting any would be really hot, so mind dimming your light?
The duck said "I might"
Then he collapsed on spot

me too duck, me too.

So I see guerrilla marketing has made its way to lemmy. It was bound to happen eventually.

i hope it quacks when you smash it

oddly poignant

But he's lying down though

For those interested..