Who would win?

Trick question. Police officers aren't trained.

Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

“Trained” lmao

accorns are brown... I'm sure it had a gun

"I've been hit" lol.

By the way...this actually happened. A cop lost his shit and screamed "SHOTS FIRED!" when an acorn fell near him. He started shooting all over the place in a suberb which caused another cop nearby to also start shooting at nothing.

Why do we train our cops to be so terrified of everything?

Some context regarding this meme. The police officer is a war veteran, who probably has massive PTSD and reacted accordingly.

Now why the hell would the police service hire a guy who is clearly unfit for service is a major American moment.

Trained, in this context is such a strong word.

Never forget that a second officer opened fire due to the first dumbass shooting at an acorn.

• man hears a noise.
• he's hit (only in his imagination).
• rolls like movie characters.
• shoots to his own car.
• handcuffed victim ends unhurt.

Yes. Trained.

A corn.

Is this a fucking joke to you?

Acorns are the only thing standing between us and the criminal element.

It's hilarious that even amateurs with practically no experience are more responsible with firearms than US cops.

Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.

Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)

Coincidence? 🤔

Someone loop me in with the acorn, seen it in a few memes now :/

Did the pig end up busting the nut?

The fuck is a "trained" police officer?

[snort] "trained"

Acorn uses decoy black guy already detained in police car.

It's super effective!

"I'm hit!"

Video of the cop making his move before shooting

Carl Johnson (CJ) would win

A trained police officer

A pig with a gun

FTFY

Maybe a TRAINED police officer would. Not whatever they have in the US.

I don't know, but that acorn has a really nice hat.

acorn cuz a cop couldn't hit an acorn once even if they went through their entire presinct's ammo supply

If the context is "see who can go the longest without being corrupt or abusing their position of power", the acorn.

When a tree teabags you you should definitely unload on it.

Acorn gonna acorn.

Glad you added "trained" in there. The training is a big part of the problem

Def not the guy in the back seat. Speaking of that what did he have? Autism? Gay? Black? Just plain old didn't fit in with the norm?

Pig vs one nutty boi

If it’s an American Police Officer they’d call in an airstrike from dispatch. Checkmate.

The squirrel.

Obamer

Da packers is the real answer

Acorn shopping is much better than cop shopping.

Alicorn