1 yr. ago • 96%

Compact car

(A F550 truck that parked in a compact car parking spot)

26 comments

Maybe they thought it meant peepee size 👀

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- Having a small penis doesn't make you a bad person and being a bad person doesn't shrink your penis. Let's stop shaming people based on things they have no control over, such as skin color, sexual orientation or penile length.
  
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  Agreed. It's so embarrassing when I go to buy something and drop my monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.
  
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  You know what man. That's true. It's easy to shit on dudes for things they can't change cause they did a shitty thing.
  
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- One time I got into a who-gets-the-parking-spot competition with another vehicle. I was faster and I got it. The other vehicle was a monster truck bigger than this one. As I got out and walked away I heard it’s h loud horn blare and a voice shouted “hey!” It was the guy in the monster truck. I walked over to him. He remained inside, rolled down the window. He was smallll. Like probably not quite 5 feet tall small. And in a little squeaky voice he said “aw man! I was gonna get that parking space, bro!” I just said “you mean that one where my car is?” and walked away.
  
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Pretty sure thats a traffic violation in most places

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In this case, compact should be a verb.

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Fucking hell Trilogy why did you have to post one of the most clean extended cab late 1980s Ford F350 ever? That thing is fucking gorgeous. Not many of those were made. You'll also notice how small it actually is compared to even a regular F150 of today.

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- I do appreciated that this truck can actually be used as a truck (as opposed to the modern ones).
  
  The only reason I posted this is just because of the parking spot, it was just funny to see "compact" and ⅓ of it sticking out blocking the passage behind it.
  
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- I was thinking the same, that's pretty compact for a truck! However, we both know that's not what the parking lot meant.
  
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  I would love to see this compared to a brand new standard option F150 side by side. I bet the ol' girl still looks small in comparison, only with a truck bed you can actually use for work.
  
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  This. This is carbrain.
  
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- When I first saw this picture that's what came to mind. That's a modern classic and really clean example of one.
  
  Of course that doesn't excuse the parking, but you have to respect passion that put the vehicle there.
  
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  Those fucking door handles are a core childhood memory. So many parents had that or a bronco with the same handles.
  
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- You and I have very different definitions of "gorgeous".
  
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  I don't care what you think.
  
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My favorite thing for these parking lot issues is just folding the passenger mirror in. Non destructive, annoying, and the owner almost never notices until they have at least gotten in the vehicle, if not already moving, and have to stop, get out, fix the mirror, and start the whole "go" processes over.

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- Click button to fold windows. Click it again - solved :) Works when you hit jaywalker, too.
  
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  No such thing as jaywalking. That's something General Motors made up and only applies to Americans.
  
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  Oh, threatening other human beings now are we? In that case have fun when you start your car... maybe don't park in easily accessible public places, it may be bad for your health. Just a safety tip, I'm not gonna do jack or shit, but other people aren't in the military and some of those ain't got nothing to lose.
  
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Replace all modern full size pickups with this, fr.

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*Picture taken by driver

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- Probably proud that he "owned the libs" and their woke compact parking spaces
  
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  It looks like something sent to their buddies right after parking.
  
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My favorite is seeing a bunch of big ass trucks that have green paint taking up the "Green Vehicle Only" spaces.

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