7 mo. ago • 89%

Its what plants crave

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Water? You mean like in the toilet?

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- Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?
  
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  Go away! I'm Batin!!!
  
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[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]

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- So thats why people from my country want to go to America
  
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- So that's why I've not seen it here.
  
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  You poor healthy bastards
  
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- EU be like
  
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- We have it in Ireland, but it's not even remotely like the stuff they have in the US. Our Mountain Dew is just like sweeter sprite.
  
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We had a whole documentary about this...

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- Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!
  
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  People need the visualization
  
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  Electrolytes, it's what plants crave!
  
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  Welcome to Costco, I love you
  
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It's* what plants crave

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- it’s wha’t plant’s crav’e
  
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It got what plants grave

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- It’s got electrolytes
  
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The real question is what would society be like if water was replaced with mountain dew code red???

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- Same image except it's on Mars.
  
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The dangers of water https://dhmo.org/facts.html

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- I have no scientific basis to back this up but this reads like how a large part of the conversation around "Volatile Organic Compounds" or, put more simply, "smelly things" comes across to me.
  
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No one would have any teeth

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- Dentures go brrrrrr
  
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Brawndo!!

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I KNEW Grayox was a corporate plant.

First Nascar memes (Feel the Need for Speed), now the Taste Explosion of Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

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- I really wish I got paid to shit post.
  
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May I introduce y'all to the "Sodaverse"?

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- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
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- I wish you hadn't
  
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