Imagine putting Alpha Male in your profile
83Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all
35Chill, he's still in development.
22While being visibly under 5'6"
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Oppenheimer, the bio pic about the scientist who rejected their own creation and associated happily with communists, and showed the actions of various people to specifically target someone for that? That non woke Oppenheimer?
42I love you can tell by their faces, "his boys" look so tired and disinterested in his shit lol
36Big boom good, nuke j*ps, pearl harbor crack, murica, durka durr
am i doing it right
24Wait till they find out that's not what the movie was about.
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"We would like to officially declare that we are, and shall remain, completely unfuckable."
22Also them: fuck cancel culture
17Who is the potato in the grey jacket?
16Nick Adams, self-proclaimed "alpha male"
16Dude has alpha’d his way through some cheeseburgers since taking his profile photo.
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Why is he wearing a mini-dress that looks like a men's jacket?
15He looks like scully in the 90ies
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Explain to me how any of these dorks are "alpha males."
14Well, in software terms, an alpha version is the barely existing framework on which one builds until it eventually becomes a finished program.
So, with that in mind, I'd call them very Alpha - barely removed from monkeys, hardly able to even walk upright shells of humans.
But, if they keep learning, maybe they'll become actual humans someday. Even though they don't exactly look like they'll make it there anytime soon.
26I really like this comment. I have nothing else to add :) but congrats had a good laugh.
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An alpha male is an underdeveloped male who wears his dad's blazer.
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What a bunch of losers lol
13MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
12At this point, this is kbin’s signature “feature”.
Headline: Thousands traumatized by fire on island.
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17Lmao me too I was so confused about what people were talking about
8I don’t understand what everyone else is talking about, this is just a horny gif post.
2Yeah, this was not the post I was looking for
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The movie theater wins either way.
9It's pretty impressive how they've managed to go through the Ken Mojo Dojo Casa House arc without even seeing the movie.
7Oh, I didn't know I had to be AlPhA to not see the barbie movie, I was just sitting here not watching it because I'm not the intended audience.
My daughter and my wife did go to see it, my daughter liked it, wife was indifferent. And that's OK, not every movie needs to cater to every person.
5I hear it's a pretty damn smart and funny movie. I'd watch it if I was into movies, even though I'm definitely not part of the stereotypical Barbie movie target audience, either.
4I usually can't sit still long enough for a movie, either.
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Where's the alpha?
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