If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach
If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach
That's almost literally a "leopards ate my face" case.
34The average chucklefuck has absolutely no fucking idea how powerful monkeys are. Humans are like the weakest of all primates (power to weight/mass ratio). A small 30kg macaque can literally rip your face off. Don't treat them like pets because those fuckers can scalp your weak dumb ass in a single scratch. I seent it. I seent it happen to some indian peasant on the youtubers. Dude was minding his own business and the fucking monkey turned his scalp into a skin flap. Don't end up like skin flap guy.
27Case in point, this picture of a hairless chimpanzee showing you how ripped these animals are.
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I've been there and a monkey bit me. No one said it was a monkey attack beach, you get taken there by a tour guide and they just tell you it's somewhere to see and feed monkeys. I'm from Australia, I had no idea monkeys are arseholes who get violent when you stop giving them food.
12I love the concept of someone from Australia, notorious for its insanely dangerous wildlife, going to Thailand and being taken aback that the wildlife are assholes.
Not saying it's not a legitimate point - you might be used to animals being dangerous, but you don't expect them to behave like jerks. I just find the contrast amusing.
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Monkeys beat my ass
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4Reminds me of that old Mr Wheebl skit "Possum attack"
2the family going to the beach and seeing the warning signs
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