Crypto-whatsit? Is that something from one of Bobby's vid'ya games?
It's a new form of money, Hank. VIRTUAL MONEY.
Well, excuse me, Dale, but here where I live, in the REAL WORLD, we already have a perfectly fine money. It's called AMERICAN DOLLARS and it works just fine, I tell ya h'wat.
You say that now, Hank, but wait until the cyber-swarm-uprising of 2034 comes and replaces your precious "real world" with a virtualsphere so indiscernible from what you think you know as real! Wake up and see what's coming on the horizon!
Can you see me kicking your ass on the horizon?
131Rip dale you're missed
17I like how we don't need to be told which character is saying what. What a great show. What great characters.
13This is perfect!
11Catch the new dystopian thriller, "Cyber-swarm-uprising. 2034: Book one" in theaters August 23rd, 2024!
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Tell y'what man, you talk'n bout ol' crypto, man, I don't want none-a that ol' bitcoin, none-a that ethereum, man, that ain't money, y'know, talkin' bout dang ol' dogecoin, man.
43Yup
39Yup.
30Mmhmm
26Mmm-hm.
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"Do I look like I know what a bitcoin is?"
28Top Left – More or less the default position, sensible enough, if a bit naive. Nothing wrong with this.
Top Right – Having knowledge is a good thing, and so is making decisions based on sound risk-benefit analysis.
Bottom Right – Well, at least it's an informed decision. Just don't try to pass off the risk on someone else if it backfires.
Bottom Left – Oooouuuuh, you don't want to be in this quadrant, trust me…
21Everyone who thinks they are in the bottom right, is in the bottom left.
18I think the show does a good job at showing how easy it is for Dale and Bill to swap too. Just recently watched the episode where they basically end up in a ditch because they didn't really know how to use a digger - it's hard to tell who is dragging down who.
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This made me laugh an inappropriate amount for what it is.
20Maybe, but I kinda think Dale wouldn't bother with crypto thinking it's some kinda government psyops or some conspiracy lol
16So he would invent his own cryptocurrency
17If Dale isn't Satoshi himself he's definitely skeptical of it but I feel like he probably does have at least a stake in a mining operation and a cold wallet buried somewhere.
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I'm sorry, you want me to pay you in hwatcoin?! We don't accept your silly Canada dollars here, this is Texas.
14No the right guy didn’t invest in crypto because he knows it’s too risky
5Spot on! 😂
5That coin ain't right!
4Bitcoin isn't going anywhere unless someone figures out how to successfully hack it. All the other crypto currencies can get fucked.
-5Once someone hacked Bitcoin to give himself a bazillion bitcoin for free. Everyone else could see that - so they just patched the vulnerability - but Bitcoin was hacked.
That's why it ended up going here.
1Fuck Bitcoin and all of its energy and storage wasting.
If we had nuclear fission/fusion creating all of our power, I wouldn't care but we are still using oils and coal to produce electricity.
The world is seeing this effect, We didn't even have a fucking winter in Canada. Shit what tends to be the coldest month of the year we have already seen positive double digits (please join the rest of the world in using real units murika), hell I've biked to work WEARING SHORTS last week
1I'm not saying I'm for bitcoin (though I am for a form a currency outside the control of any one government). It's just not going anywhere unless/until it's compromised.
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