Works every time
Works every time
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Linus Sex Tips
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Erika Rice Advice
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I can see it now. Some random doesn't understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn't say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man's nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can't have nice things. Haha
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is there enough moisture and heat in a hoohaa to slowly cook a grain of rice over time? say, a week? asking for myself
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Dislodges rice from mouth, it's uncooked!
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Nature's slow cooker...
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Wish Lemmy had awards, my man here deserves an award
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Your comment is my reward my guy. Cheers
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Nut rice, gawd
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"Susan's great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever."
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"Accidentally"
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Preferably bowl of boiled rise and then invite half dozen Japanize business men for a luch to fund your morning-after pill.
Works every time.
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Omg, Ick. Lol
19 comments