8 mo. ago • 95%

Solving the Trolley Problem, the 🦅 🇺🇲 🦅 American® Way™ 🦅🇺🇲🦅

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Just say there were terrorists in the trolley.

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- If there are 20 people in the trolley and 10% of males of fighting age are affiliated with an extremist group, the likelihood that at least one of them is Fuck You Stop Asking Questions
  
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  Your sound just like a terrorist to me *taps at controller*
  
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- I mean it’s a trolley, only extremist socialists and people who understand mass transit is way more sensible than cars use those so I think that alone qualifies it as a target to the FBI/CIA.
  
  I mean ok maybe some people die who just like commuting to work without the massive headache of maintaining and driving a car, but we can’t let those people stand in the way of progress.
  
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  That's the spirit!
  
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- How would you proof the opposite?
  
  disclaimer
  
  I am not really defending drone strikes.
  
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Do you get to use the fancy ninja sword missiles?

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- I really wanna stab that motherfucker but he's a few miles away...
  
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  Just strap the blade missile to some missile. Shoot it with a bow or something.
  
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- To shred you say?
  
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  And his wife?
  
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- Americans reinventing British Knife Crime for $250M per knife.
  
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- Lol when did "unmanned Areal vehicles" become "remotely manned". They are not manned that's the whole fuckin point.
  
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  Remotely manned means that there is still a human in control and not a computer
  
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The American Way: no one on the trolley tracks ever gets run over, because Ford and GM lobbied to get rid of them all to sell more cars

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Oops it was a wedding, sorry can you blame us there were a bunch of brown people together and it scared us

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Pictured: San Bernardino circa 1940

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The American interests are testing the drone in the field.

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I unironically will.

and you will too, once you get away from your edgy "America bad" phase.

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- It’s not edgy, it’s realistic and uncomfortable.
  
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  Literally the only Force that isn't worse than the US is the EU. As long as they don't want to step up and take the Mantle, the US "defending its Interests" and spreading democratic Values across the globe is the best Thing that can happen.
  
  Do you think that the US defending its interests in Ukraine and helping them is a bad Idea? Or that defending their Interests in Taiwan and helping them is a bad Idea? Or did you think that the US ousting the Taliban and giving Girls an Education and Future was a bad Idea? Or that defending global Shipping from Houthi-Terrorism is a bad Idea?
  
  stop with this edgy "America Bad" Mentality. It is not representative of our world.
  
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- It's not a phase, it's based in reality. Take Vietnam and Iraq for example and the civilian casuilities that came out of that. And oh of course we lied about weapons of mass destruction.
  
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  Or the many, many coups that the USA was directly or indirectly involved in, like in nearly every South and Central American country (Chile, Argentina, Brazil, Nicaragua, Haiti, Panama, etc), or the "humanitarian intervention" of Yugoslavia, or any entry in that very big list of atrocities they committed.
  
  Just because there are "worse" countries forcefully imposing their wants, that doesn't make USA good, something that other poster fails to acknowledge.
  
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- Some people have to believe they're the good guy so badly that they'll kill hundreds of thousands of people to prove it.
  
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