6 mo. ago • 97%

Made pita bread and then took the pita bread and made pita chips!

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Then i took them chips and make pita dust! THEN I TOOK THAT DUST AND MADE IT A POWDER, THEN I TOOK THAT POWDER AND AND TURNED IT INTO AIR PARTICULATES, THEN I TOOK THEM PARTICULATES AND BREATHED THEM IN AND TURNED THEM INTO MESOTHELIOMA, then i took that mesothelioma and turned it into medical debt.

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- This is silly. Everyone knows that with Pita powder you just add water, let set, and BAM instant pita bread. It's the circle of pita.
  
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  Somewhere in there hides a Peter Griffin meme
  
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  I COULD HAVE STOPPED SO MUCH SOONER!
  
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- If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with pita mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation
  
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Sounds like it was a PITA to make

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- It loafed me wondering if it was worth the effort, but I kneaded to try it at least once. Verdict, naan out of ten.
  
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(read in Lois Griffin voice) "then make pita croutons. then pita bread crumbs. then pita powder to make...pita bread. its always pita fowevah...pita? Peeeetah! Are you listening to meeee?!"

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Next step:

Take the chips and blend them.

Make new pita bread with the chips flour.

Edit: just saw I'm not the first one with that idea 😁
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If you want a dish that incorporates these chips with chick peas and yoghurt check out fatteh. Its a levantine dish that's a little tricky to get just right but has a great balance of textures.

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- Oh dang. I just looked fatteh up, and I’m definitely going to try making it. That sounds delicious.
  
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Looks amazing.

Honestly, though, I usually only make pita chips when I forget to take the pita out of the oven... ooops.

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- They were delicious! I was going to just make bread, but wanted some crunch to go along with the Moroccan style lamb tacos we had for lunch today. I should have taken more photos.
  
  I made:
  
  flour tortillas (first time, they came out wonderfully)
  
  pita bread into garlic and onion pita chips (made the bread & chips on Friday)
  
  fresh tzatziki (also first time, also delicious!)
  
  spiced ground lamb meat
  
  fresh pickled red onions
  
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I would eata that pita

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- They were really good.
  
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Nice, but isn't he that boy Katniss ended up with in Hunger Games?

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