Reminds me of the kereru, who are mildly infamous in NZ for getting drunk on berries and then falling on your roof with the elegance and grace of a brick. Look at this adorable idiot.
38The thing about kereru is they are thiccc. Even when they aren't drunk flight is a serious challenge for them on account of their very low chonk-to-brain-cell ratio. When they fly, they make a really loud fwop-fwop-fwop noise as they use their sheer girth to pull themselves through the air against gravity, natural law and common sense.
13very low chonk-to-brain-cell ratio
That would be a very high chonk-to-brain-cell ratio, no? Or a low brain-cell-to-chonk ratio?
6I remember this part of my Ornithology textbook, bro quoted it word for word.
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Lol the slow motion fall is great.
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I love that getting shitfaced drunk likely predates humanity and even primates by hundreds of millions of years.
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At the college I used to go to, there's a line of fruiting crabapple trees in front of the dining hall, while eating I'd enjoy watching the squirrels eat the fermenting fallen fruit and stumble around drunk.
9This is a great comic that I CANT RECALL THE NAME OF. But I love his work.
6False Knees! I love them, too!
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How can birds get drunk if they aren't real?
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9Because the government-led "explanation" of "drunk birds" covers up malfunctions in the automatons
3Magnets...
Edit: I just saw that OP's diagram below actually had a magnet labeled; I'm not sure how I missed that last time.
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Now that I think of it, animals have far greater excuses to get drunk intentionally.
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