The French Opening
76Simple counter: Don't be French.
27don't be french aristocracy
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Counter with the russian defense only if they play the napoleon gambit
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If you get to this point it’s far too late.
Generally though if you suspect your opponent is going to be using the guillotine, you want to try and either reduce inequality or increase security.
45oh he's fine, that's just a coronation.... of sorts.
just tell your opponent "en pessant" and Just casually flip the board upside down.
but do it with dignity.
30En pissant
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Convince the opposing pawns to overthrow their own king and recognise that there should be no war but class war.
25It appears the pawns already turned, and 2 extra so I'd guess maybe the queen ran off with one of the bishops and became normal pawns for the other side.
Should only be 16 pawns right? 18 I count in the picture
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As soon as your king gets strapped to the guillotine, you have no more legal moves, and it is a draw by stale mate
25You point to the black king and shout: he is one who has power over you! I'm from another country and only here to visit. And you would trigger an international incident! Do you want (non-civil) war?
25Let them eat C8.
23Should have gone for the constitutional monarchy five moves ago
17Make sure they get the bishops to. Religion is far worse.
13I'd lob off our own king's head tho.
11What are they chopping off? He's already all crown.
6Yell KIDDING. I was just kidding. You didn't really think I was trying to attack you all this time did you? Gah.
4Free him from his mortal coil amiright
4Maybe AI can help
3Wonder what the top engine move is here
2get him
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