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Shady_Shiroe @lemmy.world

2y ago

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Garlic Bread 😍

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While I get that others are grossed out by it, this looks fucking delicious to me.
- While I agree with you, and I do dearly love garlic, I feel obligated to give you a word of caution:
  If you eat too much roasted garlic, for the next 24-48 hours, every room you enter will smell like garlic, your sweat will smell like garlic, your farts (and there will be many) will smell like garlic, and your poop will smell like garlic. It will not be a pleasant experience.
  Don't ask me how I know this.
  
  I found this out the hard and still have no regrets.
  
  Don’t threaten me with a good time.
  
  That's a risk I'm willing to take
  
  I see no problem
  
  Ahh yes. The Van Helsing school of culinary arts.
  
  Do you know if your body builds up resistance? This sounds awesome, but I don't want to get addicted and have to use larger and larger amounts of garlic :(
- That is because it kinda looks like a brain. Once you realize it's actually all garlic it stops looking delicious.
  
  Are you a zombie?
- One of best sidedish I have ever eat was an entire garlic head roasted. My wife hated it because I smelled like garlic for an entire day.
- I'm pissed they wouldn't at least do a bit of fork smashing and spread the roasted garlic around. That shits gonna be falling all over the place. Terrible plating.
  
  I find the feeling of smashing the garlic with my teeth to be very satisfying.

GARLIC
(bread)

If you eat this much garlic your sweat is going to smell garlic for a week
- A worthy sacrifice
- That is how that garlic power up works in vampire survivors

That's a lot of garlic
- Said no one ever
  
  Vampires disagree

Yeah... But why didn't they cut the hard bits off the end of the garlics?! I would be upset if I was him too. No one wants hard chunks on their garlic garlic garlic bread.
- Crunchy 🤤

10/10 would try

If those are roasted or caramelized that looks fucking delicious. I can never get enough of those little fuckers on my pizza.

That would be delicious. Some cracked black pepper and sea salt. Butter or olive oil for sure.

With a chicken broth as a starter it's not so bad

This is a train wreck trying to pass itself off as a Lamborghini. No oil, no butter, they are not roasted nor cooked nor prepared correctly (all the hard ends still on). Roast the garlic, make a paste with oil, salt and pepper and then you may be a bit closer to heaven.

How to kill a vampire

Searched comments from the other one complaining that this looks like a brain.
Now I'm sad, and eat a garlic bread.
- I too was looking for that comment. Have an upvote, friend.

There’s some bread on your garlic

Ngl looks like a brain

Where's the butter?

Needs some garlic butter on the bread ffs

If it's mushy, I will gobble it down

Mmmmmmm... Spicy breath

I'd eat it.

I want to try it!

I'm getting mild trypophobic vibes for some reason

It's fucking raw, so much so that it is still growing...

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