I don't think I could do that to my electronics

White girls?

Have you been to literally any FoSS event?

Apparently op never has seen a dev conference where anyone under 35's MacBook looks like a NASCAR car.

Girls? I'm a 37 yo dude and my laptop has more stickers than my car's bumper.

How about an X-series Thinkpad with a big sticker of Kanna from Ms Kobayashi's Dragon Maid on it?

Actual use case: in a TSA queue, there's no chance someone grabs your laptop off the belt by mistake.

More aggressive dragons cannot be selected because they will be mistaken for MSI branding.