7 mo. ago • 97%

I received this "free gift" with an Aliexpress order

Praise the Lord 🍑

27 comments

Cool I need one to add to my collection!

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- Butts are butts are butts are beautiful
  
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  That monkey that turned around to reveal a second anus is absolute nightmare fuel.
  
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I'm guessing "free gift" means they can't sell them and don't want to pay to dump them.

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Praise the lord... for... panda butts?

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- You’ve just created a great T-shirt idea
  
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Take a sharpie and draw two short horizontal lines one to the left one to the right of the "butthole". It now looks like a sleeping creature with its mouth open snoring.

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- For anyone else who doesn't want to spend 10 seconds trying to imagine it.
  
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  Now I see one second a panda butt and the next second a snoring panda and then the butt again... help.
  
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

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Pandas have white tails

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- True! And sometimes brown
  
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what's inside?

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- At least the baggy says "contact lens case".
  
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- There's nothing in it, it's just a case for holding contact lenses apparently.
  
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  so... do you have any contact lenses?
  
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- I'm going to guess feces?
  
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not suggestive at all

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75R1AW5YrZ4

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Wow, Comic Sans? I hope you left an appropriate review.

In Papyrus, of course.

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I'm not seeing the problem. Do you not praise the lord by showing him your panda butt?

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Which one?

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🤣

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Subversive behaviour in china I think. Christianity is still frowned upon I think ?

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- I imagine it's dead stock from a cancelled order or something, and they are just shipping it out for us to landfill instead of them.
  
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