When you're trying to find the brown note
9Life as a composter
8"No, I actually think he's a brilliant composer, I just said his music stinks"
7It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose
“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)
6Made my day 😂
6Beethoven's 5th movement
4Well thats one way to make a cacophony
4I used to work at a recording studio in the 90s. There was a telephone in the bathroom. Once I asked why and my boss said that sometimes people needed a private place to use the phone and that when John Mellencamp recorded an album there back in the 80s, he spent a lot of his down time using the bathroom phone.
It was unknown if he did so while pooping.
4Me, playing the Sims when poor.
3Time for a bit of a tinkle on the ivory
3Hey! The acoustics are just better in here....
2And for my last movement...
2Genius idea if it's a public toilet. No more need to cough to signify my occupation
2Never know when you'll have a flush of inspiration.
2Being shit at Juliard be like:
2Beethoven famously kept a chamber pot under his piano bench
1Clearly they do know when inspiration will hit, as it does for a lot of us.
1Where I live I could pickup a free piano, any kind I want even grand, every day of the year. If only I had more room in my bathroom
1I'll be right back, I'm just going to have a tinkle
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