Girlfriend - Does not come equipped with any means of defense or attack
Sadly, this is 100% false. And arguably, the kind of attacks made by a girlfriend are far worse than the disfiguring nightmares that the T-34-85 can create.
21ReplyY'all heard it here, PTSD and traumatic injury is easier than Becky being a bitch sometimes
-8ReplyMan comes across a joke for the first time
16ReplyI have heard the stories of mine women ancestors, and the thought on a mans balls sewn to his mouth while sliding down a pike comes to mind.
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Wait, can a tank get pregnant?
Asking for a friend.
19ReplyOne way to find out. ;)
14ReplyThis is why I'm not allowed at the military museum anymore
8ReplyThis horny side of NCD scares me
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Nothing prevents you from trying to breed it
3ReplyI've seen a pair of twins emerge out of it's hole
3ReplyCheck the Japanese models
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Why not both?
15ReplyTank Girlfriend!
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Plus, t-34-85 exists
3ReplyThis one won't load for me :(
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