There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Pinky Pie's Party Punch binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff soon enough.
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What an adorable bottle of death
36Some of y'all never drank Everclear and it shows.
33I've never tried that, just moonshine and legally sold 80% stuff. Quite strong
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80% alcohol? That's like 160 proof! You would probably be better off using it to clean automotive parts or to set something on fire lol
26Pinky pie's pink punch is great to party with friends and if you add polystyrene, it makes a hell of a Molotov cocktail to overthrow the government
22The Anatchist's Cookbook strikes again.
12Wow, is there even something it can't do?
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I was not wondering that. But thanks anyway.
14i may not have been wondering but i'm pleased to see that it goes somewhere regardless, even if it's kind of unrelated ^^
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Torpedo juice is American slang for an alcoholic beverage, first mixed in World War II, made from pineapple juice and the 180-proof grain alcohol fuel used in United States Navy torpedo motors.
— WikipediaThe article notes that despite poisonous additives to deter sailors from bleeding the torpedos to get smashed, the enlisted would take the risk and then work out ways to filter out the additives.
Pinkie Pie is just a recent incarnation of an old god.
23The filtering method was to run it through the bread ration longways
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Pinkie, you're drinking rubbing alchohol.
21I was so hoping this was a real thing. 😩 Then I saw the Hasbro label and knew they would never endorse this.
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