I already coded when I was a teenager, and I'm only going to say that you couldn't pay me enough to be in a position where I had to deal with my teen self's coding antics regularly.
When I was a teenager, I wrote this dope app that would print "FUCK THE WORLD" an infinite number of times on the screen. Everyone else was just making it say "HELLO WORLD" like one time. Babies.
My first program was a script that put up a dialog box that counted how many times you've clicked ok. When you got to 100, it mocked you for mindlessly clicking the button, then started counting again with no further messages
It was on the check-in computer at my summer job, and I wrote it immediately after being shown how to write a batch file by the college student I was working with. I'd just run it and tell them to keep clicking and something would happen, then I'd just quietly watch to see how far past 100 they'd go before they got annoyed and asked if it did anything else