1 yr. ago • 94%

The butchered this beautiful cake 😭

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I was at a publix buying a cake some years ago and the guy scanning it flipped the whole fucking thing upside down to scan the barcode underneath. It was a cake massacre

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The butchered this beautiful title

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- Isn't it nice that we can edit posts title on lemmy? FYI @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world :)
  
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Maybe, but with a sharpie and a bit of creativity, you could have yourself a barely functional wall clock.

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- Are you saying I should get a sharpie, chop it up and use the chopped up bits as decoration? I like that idea tbh.
  
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  Just make sure you use a blue sharpie like he said. I've tried using a green one and it just makes a giant mess.
  
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Eh, it's all still there, I'd still eat it. Take a slice, scrape off the cream thing and put it right back on.

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- You're a "cake not ruined I can still eat it" optimist eh?
  
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Wait, so they dusted it with cocoa powder and then put those frosting dollops on top of that? The lid might have been the only thing holding those in place.

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It's funny when you just have to write 5 words but then you still mess it up. You had 5 jobs!

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- Look the other 4 words are fine, so that's still 80%, which is a pass right?
  
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I now assume cake comes from a shell like a scallop. Those are its teeth. It must cost extra to have the teeth removed.

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Look at the mess they made of my boy...

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If you use a putty knife (or something similar) you could probably scrape them off mostly intact and reapply them.

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- If you have time and room in the freezer, sticking it in there for an hour or so first will make it easier to remove the icing blobs in one piece.
  
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You are one quick spatula slide away from a sugar coma

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I thought this was a clutch plate from the thumbnail 😂

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'mildly' infuriating would be an understatement

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Nice. My pinch hitter looks like that. Incidentally, no I wouldnt do that, usually, but it isnt a trigger for me.

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