1 yr. ago • 85%

'It belongs in the bin.' A definitive ranking of Arnott's Biscuits from diabolical to God-tier.

www.mamamia.com.au 'It belongs in the bin.' A definitive ranking of Arnott's Biscuits from diabolical to God-tier.

The Scotch Finger deserves more praise.

That list is so wrong.

26 comments

The only thing that makes sense to me is they wrote a terrible list to generate traffic.

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- Bingo.
  
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Kingston at #1. Ridiculous. Even a pint sized Monte Carlo will beat that rubbish hands down.

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- I wouldn’t go that far, but things like choc ripple I refuse. Though Id call milk coffee bin worthy.
  
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Absolutely flabbergasted. How can you put a Monty behind arrowroot and lemon crisp.

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Not having monte carlo at 1 should be considered a crime

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- The fact that Iced Vovo's aren't at number 1 is an issue I'll be taking up with Dan Andrews.
  
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Based on everyone's responses, there is definitely no list until we go hottest 100 on cookies and determine the real list.

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Maybe when I’m 70 I might agree with this list, but if I do please run me over when I’m meandering down the middle of the highway out of my gourd.

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Like many others here I actually enjoy the Monte Carlo, I won't contest Kingston up the top though.

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The author has never actually eaten these biscuits I reckon.

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- Written by a discount AI
  
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What about Venetians?! Having Monte Carlos so low should be a crime.

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Orange cream is actually pretty good.

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- Orange Cream is the absolute tits. Whoever wrote this list needs an intervention.
  
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Maybe my palate has changed but I find all of the current Arnotts biccies are pale imitations of their former selves.

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It's mamamia, what did you expect?

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Arnotts Coffee scrolls were the most delicious biscuit ever. Biscuit of my childhood and wish they'd make a comeback.

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I thought choc ripple were only for smothering in whipped cream to make a choc ripple cake. Does anyone actually eat them as biscuits??

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- raises hand
  
  I do.
  
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- One of my kids took a while to be able to handle dairy. These things allowed him to have chocolate bikkies. Every other brand I found at the time had dairy in them.
  
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Monte Carlo is the devil's cookie... Praise be to Kingston...

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Choc-dipped Scotch Finger is where it's at.

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I actually agree with this list, although I would put arrowroot above lemon crisp and Monte Carlo right at the bottom.

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The best Arnott’s biscuits are the Arnott’s Farmbake Peanut Brownie; annoyingly made in Australia but not sold in Australia.

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