1 yr. ago • 100%

ruel

13 comments

Hello Potion Seller. I'm going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

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- Thanks now I have to go watch that video again lol
  
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And people want to fuck both

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- People want to fuck anything that moves
  
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  And vending machines. I mean objects that don't move
  
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Bigger eyes = feminine

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- and long eyelashes = feminine
  
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  Goddamnit, that explains everything.
  
  My whole life I've been told "your eyelashes are too long and pretty for a man". They were just trying to be helpful.
  
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The female wolf doesn't have huge boobies, or a bow, or anything pink on it. How am I supposed to tell the difference between these two?!

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Just have one of them with a long schlong. Doesn't matter which one.

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- Why not both?
  
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Better than making them blue/pink

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