Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states

"The communist states are getting earthquakes. Look at California. You can't have more earthquakes than California. You want to figure out why?"

Californian here, the answer is "plate tectonics", and "fault lines".

Source: I graduated the third grade.

Yeah, and witches cursed my pants to not fit anymore. NOT all the non-stop sitting and snacking. Definitely witches.

Communist means whatever they want it to mean.

You gotta be mentally defective to be a republican.

Look at California. You can't have more earthquakes than California. You want to figure out why?"

I think they're called fault lines. This is on the level of "tides go in, tides go out, you can't explain that!" Followed by an "are you fucking kidding?" face

Ah yes, NYC and Wallstreet. The bastion of communism.

Maybe the home of Wall Street, the world's largest market, isn't Communist.

Judge, take his condo that he claims he needs to run his podcast.

If these dudes are going full clown mode, then the media should stop reporting on them. There's no value in anything they say. These aren't alternative viewpoints, this is just babbling in an attempt to be relevant.

And which landscaping company's storage yard did he announce this from?

Pretty sure Jesus would be a commie if he was alive

Well by this logic, hurricanes and tornadoes must be targeting republican states. What's the message being sent there? 🤔 At least you can somewhat design and build architecture against earthquakes...

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If only there were Communist US states.

I love how this dried up old dipshit had it made in the shade after 911 but these maga dumbasses can't let their little glue sniffing brains feel like the spotlight isn't on them anymore. The world will be a better place once this idiot is behind bars or dead...or both.

Did this guy ever pay the $140+ million dollar defamation lawsuit?

Republicans are supremely confident in the stupidity of their audience. Giuliani is a terrible no-good person, but I seriously doubt he's this dumb himself.

God sending earthquakes to encourage states to be communists... See? It makes the same sense, none at all.

New York, with Manhattan being a city that's basically the epicenter of American capitalism, where the world's most important stock exchange is, and that he himself was the mayor of.

Giuliani? The Russian asset? Communism?

Weird timeline.

For a while I thought I was in the onion community and couldn't understand why many comments didn't catch that. And then I scrolled up and saw nottheonion.

I grew up in the tri-state when this guy was mayor and I just remember him being called Gestapo Guiliani. NY appeared cleaner, especially on 42nd and Times Square, but he always seemed to be a shit person despite the handjobs he’s received from the public.

I was wrong, he is worse.

God used to turn cities to rubble by raining fire. Now he makes the ground shake enough for books to fall off the shelf.

We were in the communist state of New York and then we were in Connecticut and we just escaped all the earthquakes then we got to Massachusetts which probably had some earthquakes and we got to New Hampshire

No no no, keep going, keep going!

Why the fuck is this guy on the streets and not in jail

In a normal county these people would get laughed out of the room. In america they get a powerful Position, or even become president

Yeah but how bout all our Marxist hurricanes that keep hitting the Gulf Coast? Our storms do way more damage than your bourgeois quakes.

I used to think all that talk was just weird, but now I wonder how many of them are actually serious.

Ah the communist state of... New York? 🤣

Looks like all that lead paint and lead gasoline is finally settling in the boomer brains the last couple of years

I mean in 2024, still seriously? Maybe 1000 BC in ancient Greece it makes sense but how can this still be an argument in 2024?

Our best and brightest here. Tip of the spear.

these morons want to run the country again

If there still needs permission or something to ignore whatever comes out of Giuliani's mouth, here, we grant it. Newsweek et al., you have our permission to no longer burden us with his ravings.

What a walking corpse he is. Amazing.

Republicans think liberal and communist are the same thing. They also think communist and fascist are the same thing. But of course Giuliani is a highly educated professional who knows better. He’s just cynical, and rotten to the core.

Has he always be so derranged or this is just old man's mental decline?

I'm really starting to worry about the effects lead paint had on that generation...

FOAD

Ah yes, New York and California… home of the biggest capitalist economies in the world are communist. New York home of Wall Street and California, the home of Silicon Valley and Hollywood are somehow communist.

Didnt disbar him soon enough imho

for god so loved the world amirite

Conman finds that yes, you CAN get away with it because yes, some people ARE that untouched by education and common sense.

Is he not bankrupt yet? If not, don't bother till he is

Fucking brilliant take. Wow.