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Due to limited resources this hydra will grow only 3 heads for every 2 you cut off.
33Because of supply issues, your infinite wealth will start arriving in 3 to 5 business days.
23Provided as limited annuity payments over the course of your life.
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Due to shorter attention spans these cats only have 7 lives.
21Due to budget cuts we're dialing down eternal damnation to mild inconvenience for 30 years.
11TIL: Satan has a budget. Explains a lot...
5Even satan is not free of capitalism 😔
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The 50% of the time thing actually solves a huge bug. Which incidentally is what's on the other side of the wrong door
10due to company reorganization and a recent IPO, we are now 4 independent contractor dwarves and an LLM
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