This is what a Lovecraft story looks like from the eldritch beings' perspective.
73'yo, dude it'd be totally rad to show this human the true meaning of its existence'
'it totally would, cthulu. You da man.'
Cthulu shotguns another beer
14Cthulhu: Hehehe imma put some eye magic on that guy and let him see the cosmos hehehe
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I bet that gave the fish something to ponder.
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Really..? No one has mentioned that he has taken the glasses off himself to put on the fish. That’s some BIG IQ business right there.
31"Higher being" is true in a strictly topographical sense.
Growing legs and flopping out of the oceans was a mistake.
31Depends what you think of as a mistake
Despite the propaganda life isn’t better 🎵 under the sea 🎵
We became apex predators on land and can/are killing every species
9In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Fuck, I have to pay taxes.
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This fish just got a fucking GOOlock backstory
Ripped from his home and exposed to the nature of the cosmos in an unprotected manner thet leaves it blinded and desperately confused for the rest of its life
21For those of us not playing the home game: "great-old-one warlock." It's not some advanced racial epithet.
Probably. I mean it is D&D. Everybody hates everybody.
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Man shows the dark god his hunt.
17Wait until all of the fish's friends chained up in a cave hear about this!
12You think that's really his fish or does the fish belong to itself?
11End fish slavery.
7Fish appropriation.
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Its fellows are still honoring it as the chosen one.
8The guy with the phone looks like he's saying "Yeah, eclipse bitch!!"
6.......that just sounds like DMT.
4Probably didn't work. Fish eyes are adapted for seeing through water, not through air. Probably just looked like a fuzzy blob amongst a bunch of other fuzzy blobs.
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