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Mantises live solitary lives, and are cannibalistic. I assume it's more out of indifference than hate, but it's close to what you're looking for.
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They are so cannibalistic. I once hatched an egg case in a terrarium and they ate their brothers and sisters almost immediately after hatching. There were baby crickets in there and they did not care for them in the slightest as the mantid population fell like a cobalt state sanctioned murder cube falls on a head.
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I would live like that. If someone says hi we fight and the strongest eat the weakest. It's only fair
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My kids have a book called "solitary animals," explicitly framed as introverts in nature, and from what I remember of it, it mentions pumas, octopuses, sloths, and eagles.
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I'm sorry but the correct plural is octopedants.
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Weird, I really figured the plural was sloths, but you learn something every day.
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No, that's what you call people who correct people who use the wrong plural for octopus
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Ohhh nice one
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Can we stop equating introversion with anti-social?
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Octopi are mostly solitary I think.
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Possibly the one thing that is preventing them from creating culture/civilisation with how smart they are. Maybe they'll get their shit together when we're gone. Planet of the apes is too played out.
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First they need to develop a language that allows them to transcend time.
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The second Children of Stuff- I think it's Children of Ruin- talks about far-future octopod civilization. Interesting stuff. The whole trilogy is super good and I recommend it.
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Nah raccoons will take our place when humanity wipes itself out.
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I think snow leopards only ever meet up if they're dtf. Otherwise they keep large swaths of land to try and guard against any others stepping near their space. Like, hundreds of acres.
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Ditto with red pandas
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.... I honestly have issues imagining what an aggressive red panda looks like.
I have no doubt that it exists, nature is fuckin scary, my brain just can't deal with that.
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Polar bears except when mating, and even then they still hate any offspring that aren't their own. Most big cats like tigers, panthers, and jaguars. Tons of predators are solitary.
Tons of animals that are solitary should fit the criteria. Hates might not be a completely accurate description, but if they are solitary and territorial then it would be close enough.
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I swear I'm not a besserwisser but I recently learned something I found annoyingly interesting and I'm sharing it hoping you will too:
Panthers aren't a species but usually either a jaguar or leopard if black or a collective name for all large cats belonging to the Pantera family.
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I was going to put in mountain lion and figured someone would go "lions hunt in packs!" and tried to use an alternate name. Forgot panther is also used for jaguars!
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People call Cougars "Panthers" also, but they're not Pantera family.
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Randy.
Randy is (was? Not sure if he's still alive) a goat on a friend's farm. Fucker hated everyone and everything and would have to be kept in his own area. Did you know goats can spit? I didn't until I met Randy. Friend told me Randy killed a cat once. Not sure why they didn't just turn him into dinner.
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Based on rigorous scientific research conducted on my deck, chipmunks do not like other chipmunks, but in a really adorable way.
The movies lied to you.
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my.dude
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Allow me to introduce you to the Squonk.
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Surely this was supposed to link to skunks.
No, squonk, with an Earth q. Behold.
This concept of squonk confuses and infuriates us!
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Wolverines are pretty solitary animals
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Do I count?
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You count the most, using your fingers and toes.
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Orangutans are solitary for most of their lives
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Betta fish - just make sure to give them a few gallons of water in which to swim, a filter for their poo and a heater in their tank to keep them comfortable year round.
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It's mostly only the males that don't get along with each other. Given enough space, females can be peacefully kept together in sorority tanks. Similarly, a trio or harem (i.e. one male with multiple females) is typically safe as well and the fish get along just fine, given a large enough tank and appropriate stocking.
Also, most reputable breeders and sources of information will tell you that 5 gallons / 19 liters is the minimum suggested tank size for a happy and healthy fish in optimal conditions. While they can certainly survive in much smaller bodies of water, it's not ideal and in some cases it's actually harmful.
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Puffer fish
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Pandas for sure.
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Hedgehogs?
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Incels?
I'm kidding. Mostly.
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Human hermits?
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Most every animal species? Fun fact, they nearly all, at an individual level, die very quickly.
Sorry to say that as a human, you’re hard wired to engage with nearly every being on this planet as though it is sentient and beloved, because we’re a bunch of dumbasses.
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Most every animal species?
What?
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Most spiders.
This is actually only part true. During the night, as the temperature in their environment drops, most species leave their den or web and seek out the mouth of any nearby sleeping mammals to sleep in, as it will help retain heat. In tests, it has been observed that up to thousands or tens of thousands of spiders will travel up to 10 miles to willingly climb into the open mouth of a sleeping human.
That tens of thousands number is always brought up, but it's an average that is affected by the actions of Spiders Georg, an outlier who should not be counted.
Thank you for the reminder I need to get a new supply of duct tape.
And that's why you swallow eight spiders a night or whatever it was. Mmm, protein
The only thing spiders like more than a warm mouth is a warm butthole. The human butthole is the perfect environment for a spider to get nice and cozy. It's estimated that the average person has 10 spiders enter their butthole every year (and on average 9.95 exit).