The Dark Riker Rises

Oh, you think Starfleet is your ally. But you merely adopted the fleet. I was born in it, molded by it.

"No one cared who I was 'til I put on the Walmart anti-theft device"

"it would be extremely hot... For earl grey"

"Number One, you claim to have the bridge. Do you feel in charge?"

You merely adopted France. I was born in it.

Fun fact: If you want to do the perfect Bane voice just do it into an empty Pringles can, it sounds perfect!

Why do we violate the prime directive? So we can pardoned for them.

Well that's just ridiculous, no one's gonna steal Picard

WE MUST KILL THE BORG MAN!!

The really funny thing to me about this is that this is canonical Star Trek because of Nemesis.

(Picard = Shinzon (genetically) = Tom Hardy = Bane)

Ah you think space is your ally? You merely adopted the expanse. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see all four llights until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

I am Locutus of Bane.

"When Wolf 359 is in ashes, then you have my permission to die."