1 yr. ago • 93%

So close too

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For a second I thought the pictures were a before and after, and was like "well they did a good job at least"

Then I realized 💀

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I can’t tell who is David Beckham, mostly because I don’t know who that is.

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- He's a husband of one of the Spice Girls
  
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  Doesn't that guy run some kind of energy drink ad campaign?
  
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- I’m not a sports person but even I know he was one of the biggest soccer players and most famous athletes in the world.
  
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  I don't really care for football either, but the name rings a bell. Isn't he the guy who had the really funny and innacurate bronze statue made in his questionable honour?
  
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- I don't know either but common sense tells me the guy on the left ain't him
  
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- I think you just described me from every post in celebs
  
  Edit stupid autocorrect and tired
  
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  I'm like this too. Like I know a few whose works I really enjoy (like Bette Midler), and then I know the names of others but I couldn't point them out in a crowd. I've heard the name David Beckham before, and I know he's some football guy, but I don't really know more than that.
  
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- He's the guy who bends it.
  
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  I am Beckham. Please insert girder.
  
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The only thing he didn't try, weight loss.

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- Because that one takes effort
  
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What did he spend 20k on? The haircut?

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- It certainly wasn't a personal trainer.
  
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Pies do not make you look like David Beckham.

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David Beckbeef..

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- David ~~Beck~~Ham
  
  He also kinda looks like he got the TPUSA meme treatment where they shop the face to be too small for the head
  
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  Only some of them. Dude genuinely has a tiny face.
  
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- David backbacon
  
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Management would like you to tell the difference between between these 2 photos

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- They are the same picture
  
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  That's right !
  
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another 90 grand should do it. Less than that on the back streets of Sao Paulo.

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- São Paulo? I though Instabul and Praga were the points.
  
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  they are but I know a guy
  
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If you think he looks like a numpty, wait unit you hear him. Dude is lost in space.

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- He's even fatter than I thought. He could get a lot closer and actually save money by eating less food....
  
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  yeah, but like maybe he's at his set point /s
  
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- holy shit, it's uncanny!
  
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- Yes the whiny Essex accent is so goddamn sexy.
  
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wish dot com Beckham

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Looks just like him tho

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David Beckhampies

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Reminds me of Oli, the BTS dude who looks nothing like Jimin

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He looks like he paid to have his face shrunk

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- I think I can recognize him from Elder scrolls...
  
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  He really is The Adoring Fan lol
  
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