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Pepo48 @lemmy.world

1 yr. ago • 97%

The real alpha main force pushers

25 comments

I'm a LTS male

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- Permanently Deleted
  
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  RTFM
  
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Damn I'm deprecated

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- I ain't but various branches are. Knee branch and elbow branch have reached EOL
  
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  A few patches and you're good as new.
  
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  let me fork you
  
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I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away

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- ok meeeeeeee
  
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I'm a plaintext git patch sent via email and lost in the maintainer's spam folder

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- Sounds like you've contributed to git
  
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Stable in the streets, -experimental in the sheets

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- Gotta have that nightly release
  
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  this is gold, cumming at night has never been put so eloquently
  
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I'm an EOL male.

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- Nah Bro imma cherry pick u
  
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I might be a stale pull request

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Push it

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I'm an unstable male. Fun to play with, lots of problems.

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I feel like I'm a release candidate myself.

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How many contributors in this latest release?

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Programming proves sigmas don't exist

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Don't forget to sign your commitment, using -S.

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