1 yr. ago • 98%

We survived.

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It's training for kids entering US schools

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- Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute in the US passes.
  
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  I don't know imperial, how many school shootings per mile is that?
  
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  osvaldo12, is that you?
  
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The Baby War of 2020 touched all aspects of our lives.

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- We survived! But at what cost!
  
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If god wills it, this baby will survive a close range headshot

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Religions of old believed that if the baby was not harmed by the bullets that it would become the new Pope.

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- Based.
  
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Will we get past 2100 tho

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- You mean 2050
  
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  You mean tomorrow?
  
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"Why, back in the old days," the priest said, "we could just drown them by hand, but during covid we had to resort to guns. Good times."

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"While priests were well-known child abusers, a lesser truth, which only came to light in the last 25 years, is that there was a priestly murdering spree where parents were convinced to sacrifice their newborns for God."

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Anything they don't understand, they'll just think it's another meme.

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Nah, the mask kind of gives it away.

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- For real, it's pretty clear this is a photo from the 2035 hyperrabies pandemic.
  
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Padre Blasczykowski exorcising a young LGBT, colorized.

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some of us didn't make it out alive.

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Ah yes, the priest v baby war of 2022

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Woman sheilds self from deranged clergy. Secretly happy to not have to bother with diapers anymore

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Did we tho?

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