4 mo. ago • 89%

"a pokemon named Goldenite" - Bing

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Unironically better than half the newest generation of Pokemon

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- Better than some of the original ones, too. People like to pretend gen 1 was so creative, but Geodude is literally a rock.
  
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  Hey, Geodude is literally a rock, but he's got arms and a face that look like a sentient rock, I think he's actually really good.
  
  Voltorb and Electrode on the other hand are literally imposter pokeballs with faces.
  
  And of course... diglet, and dugtrio. If a diglett has a massive body under the ground, does it just grow two more heads, or is it the underground equivalent of 3 people inna trenchcoat?
  
  Anyway later gen pokemon are like... I am literally a shield or a key or a sword with a face! Im an easter island head, I'm a lantern!
  
  In fairness I stopped playing after Gen 2, my heart belongs to Johto and my soul is probably actually trapped back in Lavender Town.
  
  Gotta love haunter. Phases through walls, licks people, phases back to the TV room.
  
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- Agreed. I felt like they started looking dumb in Gold/Silver (G/S had it's share of great ones too) and only got worse after that.
  
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First one could have been Goldeon

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- Yeah, I thought so too
  
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Make the artstyle more Pokemon-esque and they are much better than the actual gold Pokemon, Gholdengo. That thing is such a disappointment.

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- I'm not familiar with that one, but just the name sounds awful.
  
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  It's a poorly drawn guy made of gold with super thick dreads
  
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  That thing is supposed to be a celebration of all Pokemon as it is #1000.
  
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The third one is like a ditto that doesn't quite know how to assume the form of the first or second image, very good.

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Reminds me of Ori, but gold

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- Oh yeah, you're right!
  
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Not bad, first ones the best as an actual Pokemon for sure.

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