There's a method, gents. Push the gooch a few times while using your "stop peeing" muscle. Then, pinch the shaft, applying pressure from the underside. Starting from the base, bring your fingers forward up the shaft towards the tip until you get those last few drops. It's clumsy at first, but you build a routine and the drip drip is a thing of the past.
Women who try this: you're just going to end up with your fingers in your vajayjay, not that I discourage that.
58Tldr Jack it.
19Do you mean gooch? Chode is a penis that is girthier than it is long
7I guess I've been using that term wrong for a very long term or the definition changed a while back. I consulted the urban dictionary which heartily agrees with you.
Actually, scrolling to page two in the urban dictionary does highlight the contention on the definition, so I don't feel too bad.
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There are far more effective techniques out there. Please see this research paper by a top-tier scientist:
https://garry.net/posts/piss-shake
Or it might instead be a blog post by a video game developer, I don't really understand the difference.
5I feel that pulling your balls forward and applying some pressure behind them, kind of improves this milking technique but basically, anything that gets more pee out after youre finished is good.
I also suspect that this is not the same between each time and can vary depending on many things
5Sounds kinda painful
3That's right, all men need to know about pressing the button. 🙌🏻
3Milk it, like the cow that you are😅
2I have seen people explain it but I still can't visualise this. Can you explain in more detail? For science. (But unironically)
2"To empty this residual urine, the reported most effective method is called “urethral milking”. To do this, take your index finger and place it in the area between your scrotum and your rectum. Apply gently pressure and move your finger forward, up over the scrotum, and to the base of your penis, effectively draining any liquid that remains. Do this 3 times and then ‘milk’ your penis, gently squeezing from the base to the tip." - https://menshealth.com.au/how-to-stop-pee-drips/
Personally, I only do it once and it has worked wonders. Lmk if you need a visual aid(Unironically, that method fucking changed my life and I think it is so great that dads should be passing it on to their sons).
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Every so often I think about the fact that there are actually real people with real chodes and it legitimately makes me kind of sad
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Put them back on? Don't you mean pull them back up?
What exactly is going on here?
42You have to take them off, if you want to sit backwards and rest your phone on the tank
29Paprika asking the spicy questions we didn't know we needed the answers to!
12Oh shit lmao. Guy is just out here air-drying his butthole for all to see. Some call it disgusting, but others? Efficient. Jensen, promote this man!
5There is such a thing as forbidden knowledge, bud. There's a reason for it.
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It’s most likely to happen when I’m wearing pants that are light enough to really show through. If my pants are dark and will hide it, my dick probably works twice as well that day.
21You at your desk, staring at your dick: "cmon... WORK! You fuckin worked yesterday..."
Your boss who is standing behind you: "wtf"
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When you finish tinkling, just give the bit between the plums and the starfish a little poke to get the last few drops out.
You're welcome.
19Seriously... However awkward it is to talk about, it worked so well I told my coworkers lol
7Listen... If you don't hear back from me, thanks for the life changing advice.
4I keep hearing this but can't seem to get it to work :(
4Whats the starfish
4You need to bring a starfish from the beach when you go
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Thats why I always helicopter at the urinal.
8Welcome to your 40s
8Hey, I'm not even 37.
3Our generation has aged a hell of a lot quicker than others, I blame MTV.
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Look up urethral milking. It helps.
7My cat’s name is Sphincter.
7Truth!!! Lord help yah if you wear cargo shorts and the wrong pair of boxers.
“Yeah, the faucet sprayed everywhere.”
6You gotta switch back to retention mode and relax before storage. There's a little bit of lag when the valve ages.
6Just walk on the spot while shaking your fella, works for me, tricks the little prick into thinking I've walked off.
6I mean... Maybe wipe as well? I just use like a square or two of TP and haven't really had any dripping issues since I started doing that.
5A dick being a dick
3You spelled butt and poo wrong.
2gotta squeeze the grundle
2See I get around this by not wearing underwear.
1No matter how much you shake and dance,
The last few drops end up in your pants.
-Shakespeare, probably
1Yall don't do the dick flex thing to get the last stream out?
0Oh fuck. This is lemmy watch out.
Someone is going to say this is a sign you need to turn into a woman. You'll be called an egg in no time.
-26
11He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.
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