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  • Yo' mama is so fat that everyone is starting to become very concerned, because we all love you very much and it hurts to see you do this to yourself. I know you're in pain, but dad is gone, and you cannot destroy yourself in your desperate attempt to fill the void. Please let us help you, I know it's hard, but we need you mom, we all need you more than ever.

    NEXT WEEK ON "CAPITALIZING ON REAL TRAUMA FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT!"

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    to be honest
  • Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!

    Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!

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    What are your strategies to not be late?
  • Problem is that something like this doesn't really hold water against sleeping disorders. Using weed to fall asleep is literally a treatment option often prescribed to people who have sleep problems. I don't think caffeine tabs are something a doctor would consider if you were having troubles staying awake.

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    Every August
  • Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.

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    Huge weight off my shoulders
  • Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.

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    “It’s sick”
  • Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It's just casual American slang.

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    Spotify quietly moves lyrics behind a paywall.
  • I have 8 playlist I've been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it's kind of hard to walk away from that. And I'll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.

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  • This has probably been asked before, but I was hoping to hear what method people have had the most success with. My wife won't let me get any more games unless I make room on the bookshelf lol.

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    I'm going with a couple of friends, and was just wondering if there's anything I should know, or do in particular? First time going to something like this.

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    This is Nelson. He's honestly fine with it.

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