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Review on Amazon: A banana for scale should be to scale https://a.co/d/aAZPaX4
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1 star review by user "Tall Guys Wife" on Amazon of a rubber banana that has the words [for scale] on it.
Picture attached shows rubber banana is smaller than real banana.
Review text reads: "purchased this 'banana for scale, but it's way smaller than an average banana. People on social media demand if you're showing something that you use an average banana for scale. I would never deceive anyone with this ridiculous substitute for an accurate measuring tool."
Tbf, I'd also be kinda pissed if I bought a meme banana and it wasn't the size of a real banana. You had one job...
114ReplyThis one is marketed towards men
71ReplyIT LOOKS LIKE AN AVERAGE SIZED BANANA TO ME. TOO BIG EVEN MAYBE
26Reply
We need to standardize banana.
55ReplyHow tall are you? 6 and a half bananas
13Replythis is how the imperial system was invented
11Reply
We need, Standard Fruit.
10ReplyWe can make it exactly 3.5 Thumb lengths.
8ReplyJa! Let's create a DIN norm!
8ReplyDIN-B4N4N4
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I agree. I say seven inches.
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Americans well use anything but the metric system, lol.
38ReplyI'm surprised more things aren't measured in football pitches
8ReplyWe talking real football or the one where you use your feet?
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SLPT: use a banana flavored Runtz candy piece to make your schlong look fucking enormous.
33ReplyWow he would burst my chest cavity! ๐คค
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Actually that banana's kinda big
25ReplyMaybe it is a regional thing? I'm from the US and that is pretty much the size of every banana at my grocery store.
To clarify, by regional I mean that the US disproportionately buys / sells a variety of bananas that is just bigger. Though I'll admit I have not taken the time to google this so ๐คท
15ReplyYou're thinking too hard, i was just making a penis joke lmao
7ReplyIts the same for bananas in Romania, but i know that at least in Egypt the bananas are closer in size to the fake banana
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Agreed. Another review has a picture holding it and it looks like typical banana size. That banana is just a banana of unusual size.
7ReplyBananas in the US are pretty large though.
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Its average sized
19ReplyIn Asia, maybe.
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back in my day, we'd measure things with a REAL banana
17ReplyThere's still hope we might get it back someday!
7ReplyThank you for the hope. You can still buy the gros michel, but it's breathtakingly expensive. I'd love to finally try one.
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I have a totally different kind of banana you could use for scale. wink wink
11ReplyThis is only useful if we are measuring small insects or microbes. nudge nudge
28ReplyNow, now, don't be so self deprecating. Some people are into 'small and adorable'. giggle giggle
10Reply
Ahhh, a plantain?
7ReplyThat's a 'firm' yes from me.
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There be no blasphemy or deception like using a plastic banana rather than whatever random banana they have at your local store.
11ReplyBananas are now officialy a tool for measurement.
8ReplyAlways have been
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I feel like a.BIC pen is much better for scale
7ReplyBut there's a flaw. You've already lost it.
Maybe a different fairly popular but far less likely to be lost pen. How about Lamy Safari (Vista and Al-Star can be used too - same dimensions).
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I'm tired of how big bananas are now. Small bananas ftw
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