MajorMajormajormajor @ MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

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What am I, a toastologist?

I'm 75% sure toast is real, I'm having some now.

Man, being a cop must have sucked before they invented time.

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

Lord: No, do you?

Officer grumbles: you're free to go.

Carriage pulls away

Officer ClocknTime: For now, for now.

They've never been the same after the accident with the duck.

Have you ever, like, microblogged the fediverse, man? It'll change your life, man!

If they didn't want to be my unwitting zombie minion, they should have read the terms and conditions of the contract.

You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

Where do you find a more reputable IPTV service? Searching for them shows a lot of questionable sites that I'm not eager to give my info to.

Don't you want to see the Deadlights Erik? You'll float too!

I'm here to drink tea and create future independence days, and I'm all out of tea.

Tiffany walking home from the garden store with some sand

"Why does that man in a bathrobe have a laser sword?”

Are you some sort of mathmagician?

David Attenborough narrating:

"Here we have two lesbians in the wild, performing a mating ritual.

See how one presents the severed head of the other's enemy?

The other lesbian is investigating the offer.

Other lesbian leaves

Oh dear, it seems the first lesbian is out of luck for today.""

Good, fuck 'em.

Say it out loud to understand. Sounds like something else.

Good thing you didn't say circle, that would have no point.

Carrier salmon.

Heroin is a hell of a drug.