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MajorMajormajormajor @ MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca
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Picky Picky

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  • Stop, I can only get so erect.

    • Thanks Reagan, you fuckwit

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  • Any number greater than zero is too many billionaires.

    • Which hobby is considered a cult or has cult-like tendencies?

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  • Your particular brand of invisible sky wizard is different from my particular brand of invisible sky wizard. Die heretic!

    • Half of my typos are due to my right hand reacting faster than my left. Are there good ways to correct this?

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  • OH YEAH!

    • Half of my typos are due to my right hand reacting faster than my left. Are there good ways to correct this?

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  • Side effects may include unexpected thumb wrestling prowess.

    • Bastard of Zeus

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  • "No, I swear I never cheated on you. It was... God, yeah, see he came to me one night and made me do it. Yeah, totally God, and not the neighbour..."

    • The personal life of Immanuel Kant

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  • Marriage?

    Kant be bothered.

    • The personal life of Immanuel Kant

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  • I Kant believe vaccines killed Kant.

    • Jedi must live by a code

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  • Yes.

    • New ink

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  • Sam rocking some mighty mitts.

    • What's your favourite meat that isn't chicken, beef, pork, or lamb?

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  • Catch of the day is my favourite.

    • What's a really popular TV show you just couldn't get into?

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  • The incest didn't bother me

    Uh...

    • Can anyone help me identify what cable this is?

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  • Absolutely (nothin) uh-huh, uh-huh

    (War) h'uh

    Yeah!

    (What is it Cat 4)

    • What is palantir in lord of the rings / tolken, and what does that fortell about the dystopian company palantir?

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  • crying balls

    Hopefully you mean scrying, a crystal ball that cries sounds dreadful.

    • Where are you?

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  • Birds aren't real though.

    • Share your wisdom (?). Have lots of knowledge but "my bones" crave and cry out for true wisdom

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  • "Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted." - Confucius

    • Next question, Doc.

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  • Carefully, you don't want to burn it.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • :(

    • Next time we'll get him, totally

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  • Historians: a numerically smaller force Cannae encircle a numerically larger force!

    Hannibal: hold my beer.

    • [Mesopotamia Monday] Good thing he didn't ask me about swallows, I don't know shit about those

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  • Schrödinger's capital.