Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
123Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can't take it anymore. I'm literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can't get a grip. We've all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don't accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to "thugposts" or "femboys" or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
32Be sure to rinse your phone off when you are all finished
34Or eat it, like a limp biscuit.
11exactly. Lick it clean
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Reddit has a tribute subreddit; maybe post the aftermath there?
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74what?
28Bad woman's anatomy combined with shitty masculinity turned on its head for comedic reasons.
People take the term "loose" literally and assume that sex changes the shape of a ladies insides if they have too much. Men beleiving it, and thinking it'll make things worse if they have a lady with a literal "loose" vagina make dumb comments about them being too "stretched out".
In this case, he had too much sex and he was the one that got stretched out this time.
80Like sleeve of wizard
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Ohh…
24Is that his umbilical cord?
8I don't get it
4The sex?
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