“We play on the throne”

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

A worthy reason to lose that rank pip.

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

The programmer’s fallacy: it worked on my machine!

In brightest day, in blackest night…

Sounds like this guy forgot to check if you pulled the string it would open a secret compartment revealing an embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party

They just failed to mention that their “AI” stand for “All Indians”

But what does Dupree have to say about it?

I’m not your pal, hombre