So LinkedIn shitposting seems to be a thing now
So LinkedIn shitposting seems to be a thing now
Normalise porn breaks at work.
In fact, like mental health days, normalise porn days, days where you are too overcome with degeneracy to leave your masturbatorium and come to work.
It's okay to call in horny.
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325Normalise porn breaks at work.
In fact, like mental health days, normalise porn days, days where you are too overcome with degeneracy to leave your masturbatorium and come to work.
It's okay to call in horny.
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We should be able to look at a ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ porn at work
74ahahaha
14you are looking at a nude egg
2Exactly what I was hoping to see here lmfao
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Isn't this a well-known Linked In Satirist?
21Worse than that, it’s not even LinkedIn. It’s a (very good) LinkedIn parody site: https://www.shlinkedin.com/
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LinkedIn is nothing but shitposts for a long time.
27Should've fired him for spelling Jeff with a G.
54There are two ways to spell Jeff, one with a J, and the stupid way.
40That was SNL gold
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America fired ToysRUs for this very reason.
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It's been wild logging on to LI and seeing MAGA people spewing their drivel.
Strong "Sir, this is a Wendy's" energy.
36Become un-hireable speedrun, any%
30For real. There's a very well known guy in the AEC industry that invented a very important custom PowerShell module for a pillarstone software. This same man was supposed to have a large session he spoke in at Autodesk University, which I am attending right now. I was really looking forward to attending his talk.
Well, I was following him on LinkedIn, and a couple months ago he comments under a post basically saying, "We must support Israel no matter what, and fuck you if you question what is going on in Gaza." This man commented basically saying, "Exactly, Israel should not be questioned, let them do what they want."
Much to nobody's surprise, he's not speaking at AU. It's pretty clear he got dropped. It's good to see shitty actions having consequences.
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Employees watch porn at work. Executives masturbate to porn in the bathroom with the volume turned up on speaker. The weirder the porn, the better. Let everyone know who's the alpha dog in the office.
29Didn't that CNN guy get caught beating it on camera AND he kept his job?
Not only that but Google search won't return his name now..
We know Jeffrey Toobin
I wonder if a fastfood worker would get such deference...
16I read half of that and thought "Huh, they do? Where do this guy work?" then finished and realized you're calling everyone to start doing that.
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I started to post there, but I wasn't sure how they'd feel about satire instead of genuine lunatics.
29As long as it's hard core porn, you'll probably be fine
BTW... that's an amazing community
13they already post satire there
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Idiocracy was prophetic.
17Poe's law strikes again
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Edit: Only took me three edits to get there!
Edit: Four, if you count that one.
6This is the real reason work from home will always win out in the future.
7Ken must work at the SEC
7Makes sense, this would never fly at the ACC.
1Those guys will do anything besides working tho...
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