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Units of measurement

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Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

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Sounds more like the localised ads i get shown when i turn off Ublock

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- Never turn off ublock
  
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I would have thought that virginia had more milfs, tbh.

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- You're mistaken. Virginia has a lot more milfs, OP is just 3 milfs away. As in, they need to exit after seeing 3 milfs, which will take approximately 4 minutes on the current road.
  
  In a more densely populated area, like the suburbs, that number goes way up, especially if you're near a soccer field.
  
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- It's in the name though, not a lot of MILFs, but I expect more virgins than average.
  
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Virginia

Milfs

Something doesn't add up, chief

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- Notice that there are only 3.
  
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- We shall name it of course after our beloved queen.
  
  Yes, of course. Sorry.
  
  Let it pass and hail to this glorious land, Virginia!
  
  Er...What? Who's Virginia?
  
  The Queen of England, you dog!
  
  Oh, right. Except...I don't know how to put this. She's not called Virginia, but Elizabeth.
  
  I'm well aware of that, but she is, I trust you will agree, a virgin.
  
  Er... Yeah, as far as I know. I mean, I'm sure she is.
  
  But do we want to name a country after that fact?
  
  Source
  
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Milfs can be under utilized but 1.33 minutes per milf might be a bit optimistic?

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- Idk, I could probably disappoint three milfs at the same time.
  
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- a minute is 60 seconds and not 100 🙂
  
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  .33 minutes is 20 seconds
  
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  Imperial minutes
  
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I'll only need 3 minutes.

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Eh, I'll just wait until I get to Milf Island.

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- What he meant was that “Milf Island” is actually a peninsula!
  
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That's gonna take me a whole lot longer than four minutes, I can tell you.

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In 4 minutes? No wonder they are up in arms over abortion restrictions! They can literally become pregnant without noticing

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That's like 1 minute 20 seconds per milf. Amazing refractory period.

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- Who said you had to finish with each one? I'd just disappoint three at the same time. Any more than that is a bit difficult, since I only have so many body parts to go around.
  
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David, that's the fourth milf. We're definitely going the wrong way!

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It's actually advertisement for a theater. It's "Virginia 3: Milfs" starting in 4 minutes.

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No, no. I’m looking for BWILA’s

Noble Knight: Fine, you continue to drive and see a sign that says 2 BWILA’s 15 miles.

Scoofa! I roll for mileage. 19, do I make the exit?

Noble Knight: sigh, yes.

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That's more than 3 cars. They will have to take turns, or share.

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- 3 in 4 minutes. That's a throughput of 45 drivers per hour.
  
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  Sure but what’s that, in, y’know, metric?
  
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- It's per car
  
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