Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)
Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)
#1 only if you want a Hitler moustache. I prefer #2
24ReplyCharlie Chaplin got done dirty. He was rocking that stache for decades earlier.
8ReplySome of Hitler's bodyguards said that Hitler was a fan of Chaplin. There's speculation (but not evidence) that he borrowed it because he liked Chaplin
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Is the Toaster related to Hitler somehow? If not then the latter.
34ReplyNah. Hitler would be an oven.
7ReplyNo it's too wide. That is a J Jonah Jameson mustache if ever I done seen one.
1Replystill too close. the toaster has a wide face so proportionally it feels like a hitler mustache
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I mean still the vague connection gives the character some meat
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2
9ReplyNumber 1 but the upper line is the mouth and the lower line is the chin.
5ReplyEver seen Red Dwarf? There was a talking toaster in that.
6ReplyYay talkie
3ReplyYes! I had forgotten his name! Haha wow, I need to go watch that show again, it's been a long time.
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#2 because it allows you to later give them a mustache (#1), which is funny but the toaster isn't amused.
4ReplyWhat is the personality of the toaster?
One looks like your friend's dad when he comes home and finds everyone has not only left on all the lights in the house but have also left the fridge open
Other one looks like a guy in early 20s that is on a bus and some fucker is doom scrolling tiktok loud without headphones
I'd say they're both great but you gotta decide what kind of cranky toaster you're going with
4ReplyMake the upper one more mustache-y by making the stache longer than the lips and bend it downwards on the outside.
5Reply#1 looks like JJ Jameson - You know, Peter Parker's boss?
4ReplyGet it to the corners of the lips and thick, you got a Tom Selleck, just around the edge, you have a Ron Swanson, 2cm past, you're into Fu Manchu territory
4ReplyDefinitely option 3 listed below.
1ReplyWhat's the first supposed to be, Adolf Toastler?
218ReplyAlso, Hitler was humorless? I heard when he came to town, people had a gas.
/sorry
1ReplyGood friend of Kettle Hitler
And they sit next to each other on the kitchen counter at Führer house
112ReplyThe house looks more like Jamie Hyneman with his barret to me.
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Oh, man... sorry it's coming off like that. Since it's called the Humorless Toaster, the main inspiration is Ron Swanson. At least that's what I was going for...
50ReplyAh. I think the moustache needs to be wider for that. Also, a label might be in order. Ron Toasterson or something.
42ReplyYeah you got the mustache in that realm. I don't think it was intentional, but Hitler really did ruin the shortened mustache look.
20ReplyJust slap on a brown cutout mustache
9ReplyImo It would be hilarious and not confusing if you just used a cutout of the real ron Swanson mustache.
Idk how legal that would be or other solutions around said potential legality though.
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Upvote for Hitler. OP, I don't know if intended, but a certain German politician was the first thing coming to mind
33ReplyThe mustache is much too wide. I don't know why everyone sees Hitler.
5ReplyHitler's mustache was initially longer, however there was a decision to trim it. There are various theories as to why it was trimmed and shaped into the toothbrush as we recognise it for today.
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😂
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I choose option 3
159ReplyI agree. This is the best.
24ReplyThis is how I keep seeing option 1 where the longer line is a chin/fat roll 😅
17ReplyI only see the mustache now
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One is them is angry, the other is furherious
94ReplyNumber 2. Unless you firmly believe there's no such thing as bad publicity.
92ReplyToaster 1 looks like Hitler. Don't use toaster 1.
81ReplyCounterpoint: toaster 1 looks like Hitler. Use toaster 1.
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I think the second one. Assuming the middle bit is a nose, fewer details make for better deadpan toaster expression
42Reply2 for me. 1 took longer to parse.
38Reply2, but make him look more indifferent and less angry I think.
29Reply😑
Like this?
9ReplyYep
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Totally agree, 2nd face but I think straighten the eyebrows so he doesn't look mad
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I can’t believe this isn’t a joke
25ReplyThe second. The nose-mustache of the first is confusing.
23ReplyDer Humorless Toaster ist nicht hier fur dein scheisse!
22ReplyNIEN!
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Depending on what you're going for, 1 and give them a German accent. Otherwise 2.
21ReplyWasn't going for German that's for sure, although...
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Oh no, the Hitler particles have crossed the human toaster barrier.
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19ReplyDefinitely #1. But you can't ever make any reference to it looking like Big H in the game. Just make it so people say "... is that supposed to be Hitler?"
16ReplyThank you, yeah was going for more of a Ron Swanson, but now I totally see how people can see The Notorious H.I.T.
15ReplyHIT? Hitler Is Toaster?
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For anyone curious, the game I'm working on is kind of inspired by The Stanley Parable, and you can check it out on Steam, maybe even wishlist (it would help a lot) : https://store.steampowered.com/app/2336120/Do_Not_Press_The_Button_To_Delete_The_Multiverse/
15Reply2 for sure one has a confusing mouth-stache
11ReplyWho let out 426?? I thought I was supposed to be in a windowless room!
(/j)
reference
ICYMI, the joke is about SCP-426
7ReplyNever heard of that site, but it was very interesting to learn about myself.
4ReplyGod
that isI'm one terrifyingly upbeat SCP while still being very anomalous.Edit: forgot to follow my theme (read my SCP entry to understand I guess)
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Option 3 googly eyes.
6ReplyThat's actually how you defeat him.
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1 has more character
6Reply2nd one is cuter and funnier
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5ReplyI kinda like #1, but as the mustache being his mouth and the other kind being formed into crossed arms
4ReplyDefinitely 1 💯
2ReplyWhat about a goatee?
2Reply#1 reminds me of Cartman (you could lean into that), #2 is more neutral and looks more angry
1ReplyNeeds: Eyes rolling and slight frown with face lines showing it's permanent.
1ReplyI need more background. Does it make good toasts?
1ReplyYeah, it does. Like it has only one goal in life and that is to make toast.
2ReplySounds boring. I'd say go with the top one.
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- But give them a super stereotypical American accent and make unpromted references to how American they are.
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