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  • Cute pasta.

    But it was a familiar meme template that I was happy enough to open in any setting; wasn't expecting to be looking at tits.

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    Sting
  • I've never seen it. Was it any good?

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    The last time you were wearing a hat, what type was it?
  • Plain grey ball cap every time I step outdoors in anything less than smart casual. Slip slop slap and slide, kids.

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    How crypto bros wrested Flappy Bird from its creator
  • Yep, that's exactly how it works. They're douchebags but this is how TMs work.

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  • A NSFW here would be good

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    Barely holding everything together
  • I like to dance in the shower. I'm basically driving behind the logging truck.

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    What are questions that will make it sound like I can afford a million euro house?
  • Having bought 2 in my lifetime so far my approach has always been to say bugger all to the agent. I owe them nothing. If I have questions I ask, if they ask me questions I give them the most limited information possible, obviously being polite. I always kept my cards close to my chest until it was time to lift the auction paddle.

    Say very little; it's none of their business. Dress how you normally would.

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    Quite an unusual interior
  • I get a strong 'my mate's company bought too much of this for a project and asked if I wanted it for pennies on the pound so I said yeah, put it fucking everywhere' vibe

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    Unvaccinated survivors of severe COVID saw rise in mental illness in year after, study suggests.
  • Yeah I'm so sick of dying every time I have a booster. The funeral costs are getting out of hand.

    Real talk though, the Vax does trash me for 24 hours but so does the flu shot. It's like a speed run of symptoms.

    And I'll take that every time over the real thing as I've had both and they were horrendous and took so long to recover from. Truly debilitating illnesses.

    At least with the Vax I know it's coming, I can schedule it around work and life, hunker down and see it out. I hope to be like you and deal with it better in future but even if I don't, it's still preferable to getting sick.

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    MAGA is straight up losing it after Taylor Swift’s Harris endorsement
  • I've heard this phenomenon. That us Aussies go over there, especially to the south and are shocked at how cheerful ppl are with their small chat and how you goings as compared to here where we're less inclined to strike up a conversation with a random.

    But then I've had American friends explain that it's all surface. That smiling yank agrees with Trump or reports their neighbours to the HOA for having grass over a centimetre high, or wants to go back to the good old days when the blacks knew their place.

    Half the country wants Trump back. Fuck that.

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    So that's where cows come from huh TIL
  • ... How

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    Mad respect
  • Just tried it off a screenshot. It works. Incredible.

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    Who else is an adult that still lives with their family?
  • And I promise I'm not stalking him. It's only when I start reading comments that are unrelentingly pessimistic and dismissive of people's suggestions that I notice his user name.

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    Who else is an adult that still lives with their family?
  • Yeah he's an odd one. Just sulks all over Lemmy but gets the shits if you suggest that maybe, just maybe - this isn't helping his situation. I assume it's for attention at this point.

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    How to Monetize a Blog
  • This was great, thanks for posting!

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    Who else is an adult that still lives with their family?
  • Nothing particularly wrong with this post so enjoy the discussion - but I'd warn you all not to spend too much time giving this guy your advice. He's not here for it, he just wants to wallow, and he'll get agro if you try to help him out.

    Check out his post/comment history. It's not worth your time.

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  • I don't know why, but I just felt the urge to go have a look at r/conservatives. It's exactly what you imagine. Dear oh dear

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  • No, no, the immigrants are eating the dogs, didn't you know? He saw it on TV

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  • I just watched the 2024 NY treat taskmaster episode.

    Lenny Rush was a contestant aged 14; Lenny has dwarfism.

    I'm a huge fan of this show and when I realised they had a child contestant (for the first time) with a physical disadvantage (they do have older contestants but that's always played for laughs), I wondered how they'd play it.

    Spoilers from here on if you'd prefer not to know the result (not that that's what the show is about).

    They didn't pander to his age. The tasks were as complicated as usual and the humour was the same.

    They stuck to tasks where his height and mobility wouldn't be a disadvantage, and in the final task that usually would have all the contestants on stage, they swapped it so Greg and Alex did all the physical activity.

    Lenny won, but completely on merit.

    It was such a great example of how small adjustments can be made to include a person who is a genuinely great comic (I can't wait to see how his career develops) irrespective of his physical limitations.

    I'm just chuffed that a TV show I loved, didn't pander and didn't discriminate. I laughed just as much and enjoyed the show just as much. No one I know watches this show, so that's why I'm sharing this here.

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    I think that's what it says but that's the error I'd say I get about 40% of the time when trying to view image posts. Is this a sync thing or something else?

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    Maybe I'm the only one who didn't know this, but it only just occurred to me to try - and it worked!

    I gave it needle size, ply and the garment size I wanted - as well as asking for Australian sizing and instructions (so you'll need to change that for whatever you're used to) and from what I could see it was pretty good. Haven't actually tried it but I may for a small project and see how it goes.

    Edit to say that I'm very aware of chatgpts limits (I work in a field where it's being abused) but thought it was an interesting idea. Simplicity would be key. I'd consider myself a beginner this might be a good way of creating small simple projects. Or nonsense! I have bags of cheap wool that I got through my local buy nothing group so I'm always up for a bit of experimentation.

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    I wear UGG boots in winter because it's fucking cold.

    I also wrap myself in a blanket on the couch, and have a lovely area rug so I don't have to walk on a cold floor. All these things are necessary to survive the winter; my house isn't well insulated.

    The problem with all this, is that I build up a static charge. So when I go to pat my beautiful sweetheart of a dog, I zap him. It's audible and I'm sure, quite unpleasant. Often on the head. He obviously doesn't like that, I think he's taking it personally, and I feel awful. It completely cancels out the affection I'm trying to show him.

    So the question for the Lemmy community is:

    How do I discharge the static before I pat my dog? I have started shocking my partner (which he doesn't like, but accepts over the alternative), before patting my dog. But as he's out tonight, I have no human vessel to offer as tribute?

    What can I touch in my house before patting my dog so that he doesn't receive a shock?

    Edit: standard Australian house and furniture

    Another edit: I'm all the sheets to the wind so the engineering advice is not sinking in. But I'm loving the immediate response that I'd never have gotten on Deaddit.

    Again: I can't stop giggling at how helpful everyone is being and how short m, drunk and silly I am, in a house with apparently no metal

    And again: I should probably take me and my baby to bed now, but a big thank you to everyone who replied. You've all been lovely. Lemmy is really a different space to ask these questions! I'll be trying out many of your suggestions over the weekend; big thanks from me and my boy x

    Final: thanks to everyone who responded. I did try the kitchen tap again last night and this time it worked! Mustn't have built up enough charge when I tried the night I posted. I will still primarily zap my partner's leg as it's usually closer and doing it makes me laugh. It's important he understands where he fits in the household hierarchy as well. I also learnt that American houses are very different (screws and radiators everywhere!) so that was interesting too.

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    I want to get back into creative writing, and for work I prefer to take handwritten notes (I have my own weird shorthand and it helps with retention). I'd also like the ability to write at night and not disturb my partner.

    I don't want to go near iOS and the tablet would be primarily used for writing purposes.

    Any recommendations or 'what to avoid's?

    Sorry if wrong community, I couldn't find another relevant

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    I'm looking for recommendations for app based/nice mobile friendly sites (free ideally, but I'd consider subscription) that can help me keep across news in the tech/UX/design space.

    I'm somewhat reliant on my LinkedIn (which is such a toilet and usually just ends up annoying me) for news/emerging issues etc that affect my industry - the main reason being I can scroll through and open things of interest.

    I've subscribed to newsletters/bookmarked sites but I just never seem to get round to reading them. Countless emails just stack up sitting unread.

    My theory is if it's something I can just look through on my phone when I'd otherwise be doomscrolling, that I'll be more likely to read things.

    My work is in the content strategy/design space and I'm in Australia - so bonus points if it has relevance to me in that way. Thanks all!

    Edit to add - I used to use Twitter too, but you know... Just no.

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