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Yes, I know this is satire

The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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Cross posted from https://laserdisc.party/@radicalrobit/113266594311332874

The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/12044936

> Fucking cancer website

I saw this and thought, well yeah that VP is right, cold calls are annoying spam. However, based on the insane comments by all the salespeople, you'd be wrong. Like, are salespeople that out of touch with normal people?

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/surazghimire_linkedin-joke-influencer-activity-7209045694303633408-y-I4

Alt: post about hiring someone without experience, but every five words there's a line break and then a blank line. Post ends with "agree?"

Let's work from home when the kids are sick, thank you great company that I am allowed to slave away for you while taking care of my sick kid! It isn't even a US company it seems.

Edit: guess I should have posted to unpopularopinions instead!

I just wanted to add I cut off the photo of the person on purpose. She is posting that with her sick child in her lap and that photo has been taken by some other person, not a selfie. If you are not feeling that the content of the post is bad, you hopefully still agree that presenting your sick child in an almost professionally looking photo to the world for LinkedIn clout is not great.

science_memes@mander.xyz

Edit: tried to crosspost on Eternity. I don't think it worked. Added in image and link to post

https://mander.xyz/post/12455259

Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.

It really seems like satire, but based off the guy's profile and normal posts I don't think it is.

Alt: I don't know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks.

As we all know, there are no unhealthy wealthy people in the world.

Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says "yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes". Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.

alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don't have overseas help you're at a disadvantage