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  • Oh yeah yeah you’re right I couldn’t remember how Zeus substituted a rock for himself. Could probably do a pink panther remake about that one to be honest

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    Direct trains from Oxford to Bristol run again after 21 years
  • ……….. it pretty much is run by gwar tbh. iirc the line between London Marylebone and bath spa is the most expensive rail journey per mile in Europe. Something like that. It’s overpriced anyway, and they’re always cancelling trains with weak excuses eg ‘couldn’t remember the driver’s phone number’, ‘train doesn’t like getting wet and it’s raining slightly’, or my favourite ‘we can’t remember where we put the right spanner so this train is still attached to the last one uwu’

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  • Oh i suddenly get it - it’s about chronos who swallowed his children in case they turned out to be cooler than him, but his son Zeus tricked him by giving him a rock instead. Zeus later became king of the gods which is either super cool or extremely cringe depending on your perspective.

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    When you've never set foot outside of Merseyside
  • It’s only America if it’s from the ‘America’ region of the subcontinent, otherwise it’s just sparkling south Canada

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    Can’t go for short walk across the agora these days without ol’ big-ears waxing lyrical about his ‘method’

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    just came across this really cool photo of a barn owl being errrrrr run off this little guy's property?! what an absolute chad who has absolutely no idea how big he is :>

    check out the link - there are some other photos from the same set:

    https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/591235181

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    🕷️ 🌷 (not to scale)

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    JP is unamused

    🐛

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    Not bad tbh. Mobile phone cameras have come a long way, but I remain highly sceptical that they will completely replace standalone cameras, as Sony has claimed.

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    Kinda morbidly fascinating to see Google devolve into a horrible bucket of shit

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    They could have fitted the whole ring / tape / mouse assembly into a small paper bag Aragorn could have kept it in his jacket and fed it little bits of lembas on the way how lovely x

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    Bong is one of the funniest words in English and you can’t change my mind

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    I have seen this man before but I do not know who he is

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    Who the fuck is bill Maher and why is he such a scab?

    I have seen this man in pictures before but couldn’t tell you who he is

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    When they do quite a lot there

    Printing, the lot

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    Some memes are easy, some memes need an explanation. Fortunately this one comes with context - highly convenient. Perhaps we should be pushing for legislation to make this mandatory. Big Meme has had free reign for too long

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    I Will try to post more OC going forward x

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    I much prefer rounded corners. Also the big one is too big and the normal one is too small. Nice try Tim Apple. 🍏

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    The Record Keepers

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